…all the times you pinned me down and let one long line of spit hang from your mouth and damn near touch my face, and then suuuucking it back up.
…wet fucking willies. EW!
…crashing my slumber parties and embarrassing me.
…reading my diary.
…doing bad shit and telling mom that it was me.
…nearly touching me with your grimey fingers while, repeatedly, mocking, “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!”
…telling my boyfriend about the time I pooped in the bathtub when we were kids.
Really, this is for all the big brothers out there who were assholes to their sweet little sisters.
This… This is payback.
buff calves looking for love – 24 (lower quadrant)
i have some bomb-ass calves and i’m a fun dude. email me back with a picture if you are a bomb-ass fun chick with bomb-ass calves.
my sister said this was a good idea…
Dude. Your sister must hate you.
You must be a grade-A mutha fuckin douche bag for your sister to set you up like this. I’d like to make fun of you for being stupid, but you’ve done all the work for me.
Thanks for taking the wind outta my sails, buttface.
