Unbelievable.
— By Jami on August 13, 2009 at 8:00 am
I want you all to know that when I read this, I nearly choked. I wasn’t eating or drinking anything.
I nearly died. Self-strangling. For real.
As my friend Fenton put it: “How does someone who knows the meaning of the word vortex post something like that?”
I’m also disappointed that this joker didn’t have the DECENCY to post a cock picture. I mean, dude. C’mon. This is casual encounters… on Craigslist! IN TEXAS for cryin’ out loud! Let your wang hang, holmes.
Now I’m going to have nightmares about penises flapping in my face during a wind storm.
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wow, wow. Just when I think my life sucks a big hairy one…er..well, yeah. Man. I like how ppl that are into that are always, “hey no queers round here, we are texans”. um, cuz wanting to be bound to another man by leather in the “vortex” of a tornado jo each other, that’s not “queer” at all. It’s actually quite normal. I saw my husband do that when Katrina came through. It was beautiful:o)
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The penises are at least (hopefully) attached to their owners as they flap in the wind. I’m now more concerned about the content of the drops of what I thought was just water that hit me during a storm.
Cripes, dude, way to take all the enjoyment out of a tornado for everyone else.
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Well, there goes breakfast.
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Maybe I’m, like, a dark vision from the night, but I don’t see a problem with this ad.
But, then again, that’s because I’m a Darwinist.
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Ha! Too true, Stephen.
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hahah Stephen, this will definitely when him a Darwin Award, good, good call!
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I’m not gay or nothing, but here are my very specific requirements about your junk so I can look at it when we hang out and JO during storms. I mean, I won’t actually *like* looking at it because I’m not into that (and you shouldn’t be either), but if I *did* like looking, here’s what I would want to see…”
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Somebody tell me what a JO is. I feel so left out, like an unsightly secret gay man in Texas.
Oh wait.
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jackoff
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Apparently I’ve been worrying about the wrong debris falling from the sky during bad storms.
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God, I must be naive. I figured if you wanted to do a “handjob exchange” with another man, you were gay. Boy, do I feel stupid.
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Dude, c’mon. It’s only gay if you want a little what-what in the butt. Straight men totally watch/help each other jerk off. In a storm. TOTALLY. Not gay at all. That’s what ‘buds’ are for. I’m sure he’d be open to the idea of getting it on with a woman, if only her girly bits didn’t get in the way of his hot cock fantasies.
I totally endorse this man’s Twister fantasy, and await his removal from the gene pool (he’s straight!!) with bated breath.
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I’ve probably been hanging around the Internet too long, or with gay men, or both, but this is just a big meh on my weirdometer.
And I happen to know that my best friend has had a LOT of sex with “straight” guys. Some of them think anything is straight as long as they don’t touch the other guy’s junk.
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Just when you think the nasty fuckers can’t get any worse, you go and post this. Ew. Just fucking EW!!
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“a little what-what in the butt”
*spits Coke all over the keyboard*
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Jami what was that video? ROFL
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A couple of years ago, a bunch of my single mom friends met in Chicago for a Girls Weekend.
I was SO unbelievably stoked about being in Chicago — had never been before, would be there in June… The city girl in me was so.fucking.thrilled.
So I started googling for events in Chicago that weekend. About the same time, my best friend Devon and I had a girl’s night of our own… One of those too much wine, sitting on the front porch, staying up super late things. She showed this video to me on Samwell’s MySpace page and I was hooked. HOOKED, I tell you.
Sadly, there was no show scheduled for that weekend.
But I’m no quitter.
I emailed him and asked him to pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease plan a show for that weekend so we could all come.
And he did.
We didn’t end up making it, lol… But it’s a good story still.
I have it in my iTunes. You should SEE my face when it comes on while I’m running. Hehehe.
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I choked on nothing over that ad as well.
And OMG! I totally forgot about that video! CLASSIC!
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I’m so sorry to burst your bubble, but this is a joke post from one of the writers of http://www.somethingawful.com
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ETA: It’s from this series of posts: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/casual-encounters-turgid.php
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If I were a man, I would totally want to JO in a tornado, too. This seems normal….
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Oh my god, Becky.
(rimshot)
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