I want you all to know that when I read this, I nearly choked. I wasn’t eating or drinking anything.
I nearly died. Self-strangling. For real.
As my friend Fenton put it: “How does someone who knows the meaning of the word vortex post something like that?”
I’m also disappointed that this joker didn’t have the DECENCY to post a cock picture. I mean, dude. C’mon. This is casual encounters… on Craigslist! IN TEXAS for cryin’ out loud! Let your wang hang, holmes.
Now I’m going to have nightmares about penises flapping in my face during a wind storm.
