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    Who’sa What’sa? Huh?

    The internet, as a whole is sort of mind blowing. All kinds of information, right there, ready for you to cherry-pick. Limitless opportunities for you to expand your mind.

    Knowledge is power, right?

    Eh… You’d think.

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THE CREISY MEXICAN……………………… – 35 (all sacramento areas)

    hello sexy womans you won sam diferent ,you extra pouns o sexy,schort women,super sexy ,tool or older 45? you woon a fantasy i am 35 old 5″11 super good tool 195 pounds BABYS.

    Adult literacy — it’s no joke. Next time you meet a guy at a bar and he says that he doesn’t read, remember this ladies. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Reedin dus a brane gud…………………

    I would AT LEAST expect that a non-native english speaker with latin roots would toss in some spanglish before resorting to… this… BABYS.

    Cleaning out the junk drawer…

    …garbage pick-up tomorrow morning.

    3kc3pe3laZZZZZZZZZ983b158c1032d7a1538 Whosa Whatsa? Huh?

    Yup. That’s a picture of his garbage. In the personals section…

    Ahh’yup. That’s it. (We do share the same garbage pick-up day– ahh sweet serendipity!)

    And EW –Â I really hope he didn’t seriously have all that kind of shit in his junk drawer.

    What’s the point of taking the time to post something like this on Craigslist? I mean, you post it, you have to go to your email to review the post, then you have click on the button to publish your post. All for what?

    I’ll tell you what. He’s just really fucking stupid.

    Kind Honest SugarDaddy Needed – 19 (metro Atlanta)

    Please do not contact me if you can not afford to send me to school in Atlanta

    3k13m23o75O65Pc5Rf983b41021fc41f0173c Whosa Whatsa? Huh?

    So you’re like, “What, Jami? Here’s an enterprising young college bound woman. She might be doing something that is morally questionable, but I don’t think it’s fair to call her stupid.”

    It’s fair. She, a woman, posted her ad seeking a sugar daddy in the men for women section… I’m prrrrrrrrretty sure that men aren’t reading the men’s ads, seeking women. Well, done, Miss Lady. I certainly hope that all the women reading the m4w ads can put you in touch with their rich male friends and put your whole education plan in motion.

    I may not be Hairy Potter – 26 (Toronto)

    But unlike the rest of these “muggles”
    at least my wand wont give you HogWarts.

    So dont be a hufflepuff!!
    Join me for a game of Quidditch why dont you?!
    and let me slitherin to your griffindor with my Ravenclaw!!!
    Unleashing my Ancient runes deep within your
    “Chamber of Secrets”

    Now, I won’t pretend like I really know what this Harry Potter shit is all about – I haven’t read the books, not really into fantasy fiction. I saw one of the movies and it was entertaining, but eh. Whatevs. Just not my thing.

    I can’t decide if this is clever or stupid, you guys. I mean, clearly, “Hairy Potter” taints the message, but do you geeky folks like this one? I kind of do.

    I want to start calling my vadge the Chamber of Secrets.

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