Who’sa What’sa? Huh?
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on August 4, 2009 at 8:00 am
The internet, as a whole is sort of mind blowing. All kinds of information, right there, ready for you to cherry-pick. Limitless opportunities for you to expand your mind.
Knowledge is power, right?
Eh… You’d think.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THE CREISY MEXICAN……………………… – 35 (all sacramento areas)
hello sexy womans you won sam diferent ,you extra pouns o sexy,schort women,super sexy ,tool or older 45? you woon a fantasy i am 35 old 5″11 super good tool 195 pounds BABYS.
Adult literacy — it’s no joke. Next time you meet a guy at a bar and he says that he doesn’t read, remember this ladies. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Reedin dus a brane gud…………………
I would AT LEAST expect that a non-native english speaker with latin roots would toss in some spanglish before resorting to… this… BABYS.
Cleaning out the junk drawer…
…garbage pick-up tomorrow morning.
Yup. That’s a picture of his garbage. In the personals section…
Ahh’yup. That’s it. (We do share the same garbage pick-up day– ahh sweet serendipity!)
And EW –Â I really hope he didn’t seriously have all that kind of shit in his junk drawer.
What’s the point of taking the time to post something like this on Craigslist? I mean, you post it, you have to go to your email to review the post, then you have click on the button to publish your post. All for what?
I’ll tell you what. He’s just really fucking stupid.
Kind Honest SugarDaddy Needed – 19 (metro Atlanta)
Please do not contact me if you can not afford to send me to school in Atlanta
So you’re like, “What, Jami? Here’s an enterprising young college bound woman. She might be doing something that is morally questionable, but I don’t think it’s fair to call her stupid.”
It’s fair. She, a woman, posted her ad seeking a sugar daddy in the men for women section… I’m prrrrrrrrretty sure that men aren’t reading the men’s ads, seeking women. Well, done, Miss Lady. I certainly hope that all the women reading the m4w ads can put you in touch with their rich male friends and put your whole education plan in motion.
I may not be Hairy Potter – 26 (Toronto)
But unlike the rest of these “muggles”
at least my wand wont give you HogWarts.So dont be a hufflepuff!!
Join me for a game of Quidditch why dont you?!
and let me slitherin to your griffindor with my Ravenclaw!!!
Unleashing my Ancient runes deep within your
“Chamber of Secrets”
Now, I won’t pretend like I really know what this Harry Potter shit is all about – I haven’t read the books, not really into fantasy fiction. I saw one of the movies and it was entertaining, but eh. Whatevs. Just not my thing.
I can’t decide if this is clever or stupid, you guys. I mean, clearly, “Hairy Potter” taints the message, but do you geeky folks like this one? I kind of do.
I want to start calling my vadge the Chamber of Secrets.
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And I wonder why I didn’t last in the internet dating world….Jesus lord. What does creisy mean anyway?
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crazy
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dude better put on a sorting hat bc i don’t want any guy unleashing his Ancient runes into my
“Chamber of Secrets”
lest we want some little wizards in 9 months
Super Lurve
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Oh no. No, no, no. To all of them. No.
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The junk drawer concerns me. It looks like he has little baggies of human hair, possibly pubes? in the garbage, and what looks like dirty cocaine. I’m calling this guy for sure because I’m a tool and I like tools, and have a thing for 195 babies. Maybe he should be introduced to that crazy astronaut who wanted to kill her ex and drove from Texas to Florida wearing diapers so she wouldn’t have to stop….they’d be a perfect match!! They could mingle their little baggies of hair and poo!!
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Now here’s a tie-in…I actually tried to get my adult-literacy group to read Harry Potter when it first came out (because of all the crazy press…they wanted to know what the fuss was all about)…let’s just say with made-up words like “muggle” and “Dumbledore” and all the other nonsense words, we didn’t get very far I’m afraid. Hell, I couldn’t stand to read it myself!! But yeah…the Hairy Potter post is at least somewhat creative although its author is surely one of those closet gamers that lives in his mom’s basement and works at the comic book store—not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Come now Kristen, what kind of self respecting creisy person would throw out perfectly good (if slightly dirty) coke?
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The first one makes my eyes burn.
And dear God – I like Harry Potter, but that was just cringeworthy.
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Wow. I never have anything witty to say because pretty much all of the profiles you post confuse the shit out of me. Well except for the Sunday Showcase ones. But other than that… Yeah, I just sit and stare at my monitor confused for a couple minutes afterward.
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Yeah..that first one would get the shit straight beat out of a dude in these parts. It reads like someone making fun of Mexicans. (SA Craigslist has its share of personals written in Spanish.)
The last one…now, I couldn’t get past page one of that Harry Potter nonsense, but it’s definitely a funny ad. I now feel the urge to go to the porn store and see if there really is a movie called Hairy Potter. I bet there is.
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So he was able to take a picture… just not of himself?
would the camera break?
and Jami, I was laughing when you said you wanted to call your vag the “Chamber of Secrets” and of course the next thing I thought was, maybe her son will read this when he grows up! I want a cool mom!
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Grace, I thought you were going to chastise me for talking about my vag on the internet. I am a cool ass mom!
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I’m more of a Twilight girl myself.
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Jami, there was, and I am NOT KIDDING HERE, a MDCer that referred to her pubes as her wizard’s cloak. I can link you if you want.
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If the Harry Potter “poem” was included on an OKCupid profile, and the rest of the profile was great, I’d consider dating him. There’s a whole Facebook page devoted to Harry Potter pick-up lines. This ad would fit perfectly there!
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