A reader submitted this brilliant pick up line delivered over instant messenger at OkCupid:
billybob0017: so when u ganna let me give u a warm oil massage and oral for hours
billybob0017
27 / M / straight / Single
Dalton, Pennsylvania
My Self-Summary
im kris im single im not here looking for gold diggers im looking for real women who want something not see what they wanna get so if ur interested get at me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i pick my nose lol
Of course, I left the rest of his profile out because these two paragraphs were just… They were enough, right? [shaking head]
Kris! What were you thinking??!
Yes, sometimes, you have to take a leap of faith. You have to muster up all your courage and strike out and do something awesome!
This.is.not.awesome.
It’s creepy.
