I am LOVING the submissions I’m getting lately. Forgive me for not getting them up fast enough. I’m telling you, living without internet at home is really starting to get to me.
Do you guys know what I did the last couple of evenings at home with the boy child? Put him to bed and read books. Plural. I’ve read like four books in the last week. Egad!
Anyway — Here’s a submission I got recently from reader Becky in Milwaukee. It’s… God. It’s beautiful.
I just got on OKC last week and already have been through a few weirdos. Maybe a lot of weirdos. But this guy, kwk1970 …um, I’m going to sleep with a steak knife under my pillow.
He messaged me this evening with both the subject line and the body of the message saying “I’m saying hello.” Yes. Both. I imagine it in a very quiet, monotone voice. Twice. If that and his horrifying pictures weren’t enough, the “most private thing” section says he has a history of domestic violence. Hey, buddy, a bit much! That’s where you say you watch “Steel Magnolias” with your mom every other Friday. Can I get a restraining order based solely on a 3-word message?
Love love love the site. I’ve sent the link to the model train frozen crab masturbation guy about 100 times. Keep it up!
Now… This is something! You guys help me out. I think this man might be in JAIL! Well, no, I don’t believe he’s in jail, but certainly on house arrest or something. Some kind of half-way house or something. Gotta be, right?!
You decide:
kwk1970
39 / M / straight / Single
Wheeling, Illinois
My Self-Summary
These are “some” of the things that I like to do. I like talking to friends, biking, sports, watching movies, cooking, hanging around the house, listening to music, going for long drives, looking at the trees, making movies, listening to my birds, getting dirty, working on my truck, getting dirty working on my truck, listening to engines of any kind, creating anything, doing dishes, watching football, listening, playing my guitar and most importantly listening to cattle.
What I’m doing with my life
I am waiting patiently…. I am learning.
I’m really good at
Listening and once in awhile making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my left ear is bigger than my right one.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like all different types of movies, music and food.. I will watch, listen too and eat almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
You would be surprised what you can actually do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time.. Change.. Becoming a better man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about how I can change the face of the earth or not thinking of anything at all.(lol) Sitting around watchin tv or a movie..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
That I am an abuser of domestic violence. I am changing into a better man. It’s difficult to admit on a stage like this one, but it needs to be said. I want to apologize to all women for my actions. I need to take responsibility for my actions. I hope you will forgive me.
You should message me if
Ya wanna take a chance on a good friend. Because I’m just here for friends or long distance penpals.
Also… He’s got smurfitis. Or some shit. Why is he so blue?
Because he got locked up, bitchezzzz!
I just LOVE how responsible he is being for his actions. An open apology to “all women” for his “actions” on his PERSONAL AD?
No, sir. I don’t forgive you.
And, Becky, thanks for reminding me about Conductor SlippyNips. I forgot all about that one!
