I Need Your Help, Guys.

My submissions folder is getting dangerously low, guys. So here’s a wish list from me, to you:

• I want more lady wrecks!
• I want more actual profiles! Craigslist is cool, but we know they’re all sitting at the bottom of the dating barrel, right?
• I want pictures of you in your Date Wrecks shirts.
• I want your dating profiles for Sunday Showcase.
• I want to hear your date reports — good or bad.
• I’d love to see what’s been arriving in your inbox. I got this email this morning:

“you are one very beautiful and looking lady. I have read your profile and would love to get to know you better…I am 5’9″, 168, med., in great phy. cond., blk.hair/eyes, light tan, two boys 13,18, love to play tennis, table tennis, hike, camp, soccer also love to hug, kiss, cuddle. Medical profession, (radiologist, doctor)”

Niiiice right. He’s a med. doc. who likes to stay in top phys. cond. PS — anybody who tells me in their opening email that they love to hug, kiss, cuddle is o-u-t the door. That’s fucking creepy dude. Even if you’re a doctor.

So, get on it, guys! I know my contact form has been busted on this blog for a bit. Tomorrow morning, we go live with a new theme and new treats! (Be gentle with me tomorrow while we work out the kinks — we’re doing it live in the morning and tending to the little ‘splosions as they occur. Eep!)

Email me your submissions at datewrecks@gmail.com — don’t forget to attach the images to the email. Sending me a link to a craigslist post is cool, but half the time they’ve already been flagged or deleted.

Hellllp!

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