Comments on: No fatties. No hamsters. http://datewrecks.com/2009/09/no-fatties-no-hamsters/ The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Sat, 07 May 2011 02:45:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Karma http://datewrecks.com/2009/09/no-fatties-no-hamsters/comment-page-1/#comment-4200 Karma Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:49:28 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3357#comment-4200 I swear I saw my brother in there. I swear I saw my brother in there.

]]> By: Jewels http://datewrecks.com/2009/09/no-fatties-no-hamsters/comment-page-1/#comment-4172 Jewels Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:37:10 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3357#comment-4172 I'ma thinking that back in the day , hampsters were women who didn't shave.Ever.anything. Ewww. I’ma thinking that back in the day , hampsters were women who didn’t shave.Ever.anything. Ewww.

]]> By: Dixie http://datewrecks.com/2009/09/no-fatties-no-hamsters/comment-page-1/#comment-4160 Dixie Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:23:54 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3357#comment-4160 I posted a CL ad with a subject line of "I Like To Be Miserable". It was kind of a spoof on all those "I like to have fun" things. (And that differentiates you from the other 6.5 billion people on the planet HOW????) I pointed out that one person's joy is another person's purgatory. Got a lot of good responses, but then someone flagged it. WTF??? I posted a CL ad with a subject line of “I Like To Be Miserable”. It was kind of a spoof on all those “I like to have fun” things. (And that differentiates you from the other 6.5 billion people on the planet HOW????) I pointed out that one person’s joy is another person’s purgatory.

Got a lot of good responses, but then someone flagged it. WTF???

]]> By: Dixie http://datewrecks.com/2009/09/no-fatties-no-hamsters/comment-page-1/#comment-4159 Dixie Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:21:14 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3357#comment-4159 Hamster----this was a big thing in the early to mid 80s. One gay man presented at a NYC hospital with a hamster up his ass. I wouldn't really have knowledge of this, but apparently, if you stick small rodents where they really don't belong, you can get all kinds of sensations from the furry little fellows clawing to get out. The problem was, he and his partner couldn't get the hamster out, so they had to go to the hospital. So it became this widespread thing that all gays put hamsters (or gerbils) up their butts. This man I know returned from an overseas trip and became quite ill. As in, he was already sick when he got off the plane, it got a lot worse in the next 24 hours, he went to the hospital, where he disclosed that yes, in fact, he is gay. The doctor insisted that he must have gotten some disease from sticking a hamster up his ass, even though my friend adamantly insisted that he had never and would never stick a hamster up his ass, nor did he know anyone who did so. The doctor was trying to get him committed as insane because he wouldn't admit that he had been squeezing hamsters between the ol' butt cheeks, so he was clearly in denial, because EVERYONE knew that all gay men stick hamsters up their butts. (Yes, this is a true story, boys and girls. You cannot fathom the depths to which misogyny and homophobia took us.) Hamster—-this was a big thing in the early to mid 80s. One gay man presented at a NYC hospital with a hamster up his ass. I wouldn’t really have knowledge of this, but apparently, if you stick small rodents where they really don’t belong, you can get all kinds of sensations from the furry little fellows clawing to get out.
The problem was, he and his partner couldn’t get the hamster out, so they had to go to the hospital.

So it became this widespread thing that all gays put hamsters (or gerbils) up their butts. This man I know returned from an overseas trip and became quite ill. As in, he was already sick when he got off the plane, it got a lot worse in the next 24 hours, he went to the hospital, where he disclosed that yes, in fact, he is gay. The doctor insisted that he must have gotten some disease from sticking a hamster up his ass, even though my friend adamantly insisted that he had never and would never stick a hamster up his ass, nor did he know anyone who did so. The doctor was trying to get him committed as insane because he wouldn’t admit that he had been squeezing hamsters between the ol’ butt cheeks, so he was clearly in denial, because EVERYONE knew that all gay men stick hamsters up their butts. (Yes, this is a true story, boys and girls. You cannot fathom the depths to which misogyny and homophobia took us.)

]]> By: OwenNo6 http://datewrecks.com/2009/09/no-fatties-no-hamsters/comment-page-1/#comment-4144 OwenNo6 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:22:44 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3357#comment-4144 ...and the old guy who quoted William Blake like he was quoting scripture or something... WTF? I gotta watch this again, it's a train-wreck LOL …and the old guy who quoted William Blake like he was quoting scripture or something… WTF?

I gotta watch this again, it’s a train-wreck

LOL

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