The WOW factor, guys.
Craigslist Crazies, Worst Wrecks — By Jami on September 14, 2009 at 8:00 amI added the paragraph spacing to make this not quite so painful to read. There’s a TON of really valuable information contained in this post — FACTS, y’all. Fuh’surrius. I mean, this guy is like walking encyclopedia of information — especially for those GREEN folks who want to talk about electric cars and BRAND NEW technology like solar panels! Oooohhh Ahhhhh! Read on:
Under the age of menopause would be nice – 51 (Kalamazoo MI)
I’m the dude of your life for many reasons. I’m a product of the 60′s, the biggest deal of the world took place on 7-7-1969, yeah we finally did it, we landed on the moon while everyone who had a TV or at least had access to one (these were the days of black & white TV’s, well color if you were a rich $$ dude) I turned 11 a few weeks before the landing. it was the most watched TV show / event ever & still holds that record today. the hippies movement had an event called woodstock in the same month.
most my life I had long hair but the drug part I never did & will never do. the beatles came to the USA from Liverpool England & apeared on The Ed Suliven Show. the 60′s were a flower power generation (weather you gave them as a peace symbol or smoked them. the indiens smoked weed in the peace pipe) I don’t believe in drugs & never smoked weed or did any drug, not even alcahol.
I’m vary peer in most ways. I have strong values. man the 60′s were the cool years, gas was 25 cents a gallon, TV was starting out, we won the race to the moon & flower power (peace) was all around us.
the 70′s were kinda cool too: in the mid 70′s, Atari pong came out then Atari 2600 then it cought on and other video game systems came out (I had them all, about 28 systems, Im a video game collector)
the 80′s came and MTV was hot in my life (I love 80′s rock & roll music)video games were ok but MTV was better, then my life crashed as far as real music go’s, it was the 90′s, yeah rap was born & I was done with MTV because they were done with real rock & roll (as far as I’m concerned, rap is like an adult nursery rhyme, I mean anyone can do it with little or no talent. they can’t sing that’s for sure)in the day of real MTV, it was all real rock & roll music, now MTV is shows, a little music & rap talking, I can’t even think of rap as music. MTVC is the only real place to hear / watch rock & roll when they play classic rock & roll of the 80′s. the 90′s is when the home computer just started out, the internet was around but it cost to much to be online vary long.
my first computer was one from Radio Shack, an IBM business computer and cost over $3000 with nothing on it, it was the fastest out at 10 MHZ & a huge harddrive of 10 MB, then I got an 80 MHZ, then 160 MHZ. TV’s & video game systems & games were going wild plus the new age of taking digital pictures was starting & scanning plus being able to alter pictures was phenomenal. it was a favorite past time for me, I loved to do whatever I want to a picture (music still sucked bad). I have a digital camera that takes the 3.5 floppy. I can take a picture and have it on my computer on my alter program in about a minute.
the year 2000 came & went, the year all cars would be flying in the skys (I mean they were talking the Jetsons in the 60′s that by the year 2000 it would be just like the Jetson’s), yeah right what happened there? it’s now 9-8-2009 and I don’t see even one car in my skys.
well on the other had, back in the 60′s they got were everyone would be able to communicate with everyone in the world, they got that right, its called the world wide web, the Internet, it’s phenomenal. I think it will be were I find my hot femail & partner in crime.
about the flying car thing, I seen a few weeks ago that we can now make that come true but the cost is way to high right now. the flying car has 4 jet perpelled fan engins, one in each corner of the car with normal car wheels. our military has it as a chopper / jet and is the strogest pice of fighting equipment we own. it can hover & take off sreaight up then the jet fans rotate to fly fast forword. it’s hot & would be a nice women picker upper hehehehe. if I can get a piolets license I’d own one, if it wasn’t for the high price tag.
the 2000′s are good for the internet boom, the technology boom, applied science is running wild in the 2000′s. everyone can communicate with the world, weve went way past the moon, weve got a sattalite orbiting mars & have landed many rovers on mars surface, that’s a WOW factor. plus computers are so dam fast, can store so much information and are getting so small it’s almost unreal, talk about small TV’s & monitors are so light & so thin it’s unreal, when it comes to the phone, it’s a science fictune come true, it’s another WOW factor. when it comes to memory, fastness and communicate ability, the computer wins hands down & diserves another WOW factor only second from the video game systems and games & 3rd from the todays cell phone.
there’s another phenomenal outbreak that started this year and that is a vary money saving one. #1 the magicjack: the Magicjack will shut down all other phone company’s. the magicjack uses the broadband internet access & the USB port on the computer for phone sevice, then you can add any phone you want to use to it. it cost $20 a year for total phone service & all long distants calls. how would you like a cell phone for $1.66 a month heheheh it can be done with the magicjack, A laptop & an aircard (wireless internet service & all long distants if paid for. it would be a little balky because of the laptop but well worth it don’t you think? it’s a WOW factor #2 you can do the same with TV channles, a one time fee I mean & the internet. you pay a one time fee of around $40 and you can receive over 1000 TV channels on your computer, there is no other fee. that’s a WOW factor.
when it comes to a technology boom, applied science no other century even comes close to the 2000′s. with thin, light & compact TV’s, computers & phones, plus the humungus internet & still growing & the video game systems & games, the 2000′s are the years, this century deserves a big WOW factor. I believe the next big thing will be electric & air powered cars (gas will be the thing of the past, an old way of doing things & will be obsclete). If I have my way, I’ll be driving a nice new electric car by next year. there cheap, like under 10 g’s, they don’t need gas, the real cheap ones like about 5 g’s take 8 hours to fully charge useing reguler 120v household current & get about 125 miles to a charge. the more expensive eletric cars are faster then a gas one and can beat them in a drag race. they get about 150 miles on a 3 or 4 hour charge. I have a couple suppliers of all electric cars, that’s how I know of them. I’ve only seen on TV about the compressed air powered cars. they use an electric engin to power an air compresser and I guess you charge it like an electric car. I think gas stations will only be a candy / food outlet in the future because why would you want to waste your time stopping to pump gas, charge your car when all you need to do is plug your car in at where you live when you sleep, you don’t waste your time or your money to do it that way
plus the newest technology boom, applied science is solor panels. I don’t know if you know this or not but with just a 3 solor panel system for about $1500 installed will make your electric meter run backword within a day of installing it. when your electric meater runs backwords means the excess electric is going to other people that use the same electric company as you do and that means your electric company is paying you for it so you both win because it don’t cost them anything to produce the electric that your system is producing, they hafe to buy it so you always have a place for it to go. really the electric company wants you to set your system up that way because since an electric company is a company miles from your home, they need to send there electric through many miles of wires and for every foot an electric current goes throuh there is a loss of electric, that loss is added to what you pay for what you use in electric. so it’s cheaper for the electric company to buy from you then for them to make it. when it comes down to when every house has electric to sell, that will be the time to put a full battery system in, so any excess electric will be stored as DC power then converted to AC household 120V when you need it. there will be no need for an electric company. you could do it all now but why spend all the extra money for a storage system when you have a garenteed buyer. since the USA won’t need any oil I woulder what the other countrys will do with there main sorce of income, there oil. it won’t hurt any of the reguler people, only the oil billionares, there to greedy anyways. technology is there to make it so we don’t need even 1 drop of foreign oil.
with an electric car & a solor power system, I would not have any need for oil / gas. everything you use to heat, drive, mow, cut or drill can be done better with electric power. the thing with an electric car is you can bearly hear it and you can’t smell it because there is not even an exhaust on it. the car has zero emission. one of the car companies has an electric car comming out in 2010 but I can get them now and for way less then there’s will sell for. the usa auto makers & workers are way to greedy, there top paid people & with no degree in anything, just a good union & that’s why USA car prices are way to high, GM is the worst.
the only US car I ever owned was a new 89 dodge Datona, only because my Mom was alive & could afford it at the time (I thought it was a cool car) I bought it for $15 G’s and sold it for $6 G’s, 3 years later, oh yeah I bought a used 87 Dodge Omni to replace it. the ones that make the money are the car dealers & the games they play with the retail prices hehehhehe that’s a joke. I’d really love to buy some foreign electric cars to sell and make the usa car dealers & makers drop there prices and gas prices would need to fall to under a dollar a gallon. I would sell brand new 2009 electric cars for under 10 G’s. how many usa car deales have you ever saw that could say that? NONE and it’s all about the money, how they can make the most money. there are 2 things that make an electric car cost more: #1 speed of the car & #2 how long it takes to charge it & mileage you get per charge, they go together that’s why I don’t say 3 things. then after you get over them 2 things, then it’s how & what each thing that makes the car are made out of. it would be like buying a nickel metal hydride rechargeable battery over a generic reguler battery. if a gas car raced the top of the line electric car($150,000)the gas car wouldn’t know what hit them heheheheh plus the gas car would be so noisy & you can’t even hear the electric car. that’s the diffrance between a conbustion engine and an electric one.
I do bring up some important isues but I think I’ve said enough here don’t you think. I’ll say my last statement and that is, I plan on making at least a million dollars by end of next year! I’m not working & don’t have an income, I’ve never been a gambler but I have a good system to play a game that’s in the casinos. I can teach you my system in less then an hour and once you see it, you will see why it has to work, hehehehe, I love it. who else do you know that can play a game, have fun with it and make millions doing it. I was reading up on the casinos to see if what some people say (the casinos cheat the players) I found out yes without a doubt 90% of the time the casinos do most definitely cheat the players (the games are riged)in every state but NV & NJ because in these 2 states the law goes in to the casinos and checks the games, all other states the law never does. this is one thing that pissses me off because if you get cought cheating them you go to jail, even if you card counted you would get kicked out and that’s not even cheating. the casinos say because your there to have fun and in there opinion card counting is not fun because you put the odds in your favor, even over the house edge so really the casinos say if you have a way of winning other then guessing, your not having fun and you are to leave because them losing money is not fun for them but them cheating you out of your money is fun. the law needs to be changed where any state with a casino, the law has the right and must go into all the casinos and check all games.
well now I’ve done it, I’ve said enough now. if you want to do something: email or IM me thanks
Who I’d like to meet: Only one that’s 1 female, I can share myself and life with, as you can see I have a lot of insight on a lot’a things. you know I saw on tv where older women wanted younger guys (that might be for some guys but I can’t understand how or even why that could work)the way life is the women goes into menopause at around 40 to 50 I guess. then she can’t have kids anymore, she starts to grow hair in man places and other things change. I mean if I was already married to a women in menopause I would want to stay with her because of the love factor but I have heard menopause sometimes can be a tough thing to go through. the male (me) on the other hand never will go through that and the male is always a horn dog just at diffrent levels of hornyness. the one women I seek for my love of my life is one where I just look at her and get a kick out of her, I’ll think funny thoughts whenever I think of her & she of me. the thoughts of cheating could never enter our minds because we don’t take things serious, we just live for the next time we wake so we can think and laugh together and never at each other, we laugh together or we don’t laugh at all. just remeber to laugh at everything. I’d much rather see that then even 1 second of hurt in a persons eyes. hurt is not good for a thing, peace of mind is.
I most definitely think cars will be all electric and gas cars will be obsoleate and a thing of the past(I’m talking the flintstones), America will have no need for gas period CUZ everything can be done better with electric. electric can be made with solor, weather it be wind or sun made. I see 2010 & beyound as some good years to put an end to outrageus gas prices. it wont be long and they wont be able to give gas away. if you have a computer, broadband internet connection & your paying more then $1.5 a month for phone: WE NEED TO TALK! if your looking for a really great guy that don’t beleive in cheatting / going behind peoples backs, who firmly beleives in solemates, who will never resort to physical violence to solve anything, who beleives the more LOVE added to a relationship the stronger it will become WE NEED TO TALK!! now look at my pictures and you tell me what you think. please & thank you
Aaaaand, the obligatory cock pic. It’s been a while since we had cock pics on DW, right?!
Whew, mercy. That took me a long time to get through. I think we’re pushing 3000 words on this personal ad — that’s impressive. Especially because I would have no doubt that this man could feverishly dictate this entire ad in under four minutes. Just.in.one.big.breath.
How you likin’ them thar panties, ladies? Nothing like a man in women’s underwear, right??
I just can’t even begin to start commenting on this one, you guys. I just… I don’t know where to start. Help!





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He really really never, ever, did drugs? Maybe they were very bad for memory. Or maybe his body produces them naturally. If so, something tells me it’s an evolutionary dead-end.
I love the way he talks about flower-power, then regrets gas at 25 cents a gallon. Kudzu might thrive on exhaust fumes, but that’s it.
What means “I’m vary peer in most ways.”? very… pear? vampire? very poor? very leer?
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He just doesn’t REMEMBER doing drugs is all.
After the fourth or fifth “in the 60′s” I quit reading. Way to make yourself seem even older, dude, by constantly referencing 20 years before I was even born.
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I’m bliiiind!!! I’m bliiiiiind!!!
*scrubs and scrubs and scrubs eyeballs*
Between the horrible, horrible rambling/history lesson and the panties…my poor eyes just can’t take it…
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I’m not going to lie, I couldn’t even finish reading it. This…this right here? This studly man in a a child’s bikini bottom? This is why I don’t tell people I’m from Michigan.
And for real, do people just ignore the red squigglies? Do they not use spell check? What the hell? It makes my brain hurt.
“I’m vary peer in most ways.”
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?
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The rambling is in itself scary enough, but what makes that man think that those photos will earn him any point? I mean, can’t he see they’re creepy?
And that “smile”… I can perfectly imagine his mugshoot plastered on a front page, with “The Zodiac Killer at least arrested!” or “Serial killer arrested, 6 bodies found buried under his trailer.”
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Is he trying to sell us something? WTF does any of that have to do with anything?
I have to go apply an SOS pad to my eyeballs now.
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It puts the lotion on it’s skin. It does this when it’s told…
AHHH creepy.
He so looks like a serial killer.
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Geez. What’s not to like about an unemployed short guy with scoliosis, long hair that might have looked good on him when he was 30 years younger but now only serves to hide his bald spot, who lives in the past, wears women’s thongs, and thinks that menopause causes women to grow chest hair (which he appears to be lacking)?
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My brain shut down at “I’m vary peer.” Someone’s gotta man up (“lady up”?) and ask him what the hell he meant.
As for the rest of it, I’m saving this for the next time I can’t sleep… though the pics will give me nightmares. Hm. Gotta rethink that plan…
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tl;dr
Seriously, dude – you say you didn’t do drugs but you ramble like a totally whacked-out individual.
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yuck, just yuck. Who does he think he’s going to find? Between the random history lesson, the creepy panties shots, and then he included a cock shot?
you know he’s sitting at home wondering why this tactic isn’t working…
icky.
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I’m left wondering if his tinfoil hat was made from Hershey’s Kisses wrappers. Seems to have been working on it for a while.
And I couldn’t finish reading it either, what with the eyes twitching and all. Eek.
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I know. He downed 1 gallon of LSD in the late ’60s to hide the evidence, and is now in his 40th+ year of flash-back.
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Buffalo Bill. It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. That’s all I have to say ’bout that.
I wish I had brain bleach so I could sanitize my mind of the nastiness I just saw.
I shore do want me one a’tham tharr jet per-pelled flyin’ vee-hickles, tho.
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One positive thing though. I have a strange relation with big floral patterns. I’m first attracted, then repulsed. Sometimes the repulsion doesn’t strike fast enough, and I bring back home some hideous thing.
But now, I’ll just have to close my eyes and think of those undies.
Cured!
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My guess, based on context, is that “very peer” is actually “very pure”. He talks about not doing drugs, alcohol, etc.
I gave up around the time he was talking about selling your solar energy back to the electric company – “garenteed buyer!” Was that average? Or did most of you make it further?
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oh didn’t make it that far, but interesting, i work for an electric company, we don’t want his power thanks!
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Oh no! I’m growing hair on my man parts!
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I’m 43 and growing hair in several places, please remind me again where my ‘man parts’ are.
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And excuse me, but…that cock? In that teeny pink floral thong? He’d have to fold it five times.
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Really? REALLY?!
I just wanna unread this crap and unsee the photos.
I gave up around the part where he says he’s only owned one car, then goes on to say he traded that for another. It’s one thing that no one gives a shit, but that’s already two… damn… cars…
It’s the WTF factor. First degree.
I just need to get outta here.
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Sweet Cheese, this guy cannot be for realz, yo.
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Excuse me but I’ve gone through menopause and there is no hair growing in man places. What are man places anyway?
I couldn’t get through all this rambling so I scrolled down to the paragraph that reads like an actual personal ad. Maybe it’s me but his head seems unusually large in comparison to his body.
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MAN PLACES: the corners of bull pens where more than spit is accumulating on the floor. Or the part of the body that needs scratching on national tv as soon as the camera hits you (baseball only). Or that little place in your mind that knows there is a 18yr old nympho out there for every balding, overweight, middle aged man. Or the state of mind whereby you know the models in Maxim are looking right at you, and you only.
Oh wait i know, Man Places are places too stupid for women to go?
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I think I love you and would bear your children if I wasn’t post menopausal.
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Giggling maniacally here at “there is an 18yo nympho out there for every balding, overweight, middle aged man.”
It isn’t that those Man Places are too stupid for us to go, it’s that they remind us of the Silly Girl places. Like the one that whispers that you can buy this dress/these jeans now and lose the weight later. The part that believes it when he says “it’s not you, it’s me”. The part that asks an SO “does this make me look fat?” Definitely the place that can do neurosurgery, or stress analysis on steel girders, but panics at the oil light coming on.
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I love that his big selling feature as a partner is that–although he has no actual income at the moment–he has a FOOLPROOF PLAN to make a million dollars by the end of the year. OMG YOU GUYS HE’S (theoretically) GONNA BE RICH!!1!!!!
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The lovely farmer’s tan line does it for me! This man is a total stud. Yuck!
Once he makes his million ripping off casinos, there will be no stopping him from getting the solar powered home of his dreams and his electric car!
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he seems like the kind of guy who logged onto his Commodore64 one day and gave a Nigerian businessman his bank account pin number and social security number too.
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Okay I’m home from work now and have looked at the cock pics. I love the second one because he looks like he’s making a “TA DAAAA!” hand gesture at it.
“And for my next trick, ladies and gentlemen, I shall make a slimy pink snake appear from THIN AIR simply by jiggling my hand back and forth!”
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I couldn’t read past “vary peer.” Huh? I can’t even make a guess at what he means by that.
I had the same thought you did J about it all boiling out of him in minutes – after a few sentences I could *hear* the breathless, “and then? I …” blah blah blah whatever the fuck. His mouth is a like a closet door in a sitcom. You know if someone opens it, a whole bunch of random sporting goods and shoes and beach balls are going to come pouring out of there.
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BTW I dated a guy who talked like that, it was exhausting. On the phone, I’d sometimes exhale after I hung up from the intensity of the sheer blast of words. In person, he was fidgety and twitchy, and more than once I was tempted to ask if he’d skipped his meds in honor of the date. I’d known him previously in a different context, so I knew he was harmless. Otherwise I’d have been out the door like a shot.
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i couldn’t read it. i just couldn’t. it just was like a very bad & inaccurate history lesson by that homeless dude you see when you’ve gotta ride the bus. the spelling alone made my eyes bleed.
i think i need a nap just from skimming over that shit!
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I skimmed through the weird-ass history lesson (thanks for educating us about basic stuff that anyone alive would be aware of, regardless of age)…then realized I was less than a third of the way through and gave up. Ugh.
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I find it very hard to believe that that man has never done drugs. I think I need some drugs after looking at those photos.
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In 2009 I am waiting for the technology to remove my eyeballs for having seen this.
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Is he saying at the top that the moon landing was on 7/7/1969? I’m a few years older than he is and the one I remember was 7/20/1969. The launch was on 7/16. Not sure if anything special happened on 7/7.
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Was any one else reminded of Tiny Tim when looking at his face. I really didn’t want to look at the rest.
What has been seen can not be unseen.
The face, torso, and legs just do not look like they are from the same person.
My boys used to have some of the twisty toys with Sesame Street characters on them. That’s what this guy reminds me of…. Oscar’s head, Bert’s torso/shirt, and Big Bird’s legs/feet.
Must … go… find… mind… bleach!!!
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I had to scan through most of it. It looked like he was narrating the last 50 years of American history.
And why, why god did i click on the the link. I have never wanted to see another man’s penis. I just didnt honestly believe that it would be there. I will not be able to sleep tonight.
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Jesus christ!! Is he going for a dissertation or what? I couldn’t finish….the misspelled words were making blood shoot out of my eyes.
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I believe “damn” is the only word needed…
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I am furious at myself for reading this. I want to find this tool and just tell him he’s a fracking tool. and then have him checked out by the state people for a sanuty check.
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Oh yea and was I the only who caught the wrong moon landing date? He said 7/7/69…it was 7/20/69. Idjit
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The only WOW factor that can possibly exist with respect to this guy is if someone actually wants to date him.
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