Wrecky Repost: This one needed to stand alone…

Originally posted on October 17, 2008

Sabra sent me this one, but I just had to give this broad her own post.

sexy sagitarious looking for long term – 32 (sanantonio)

I am 32,swf/BBW.I am 5ft11 tall.1 tatoo,nose piercing.I am drama free,know what I want.I am looking for long term relationship with someone who knows how to treat a women.
MY LIkes:Harleys,biker ralleys,fast cars,car shows,music,movies,art shows,park,camping,swimming,beaches,and sex.
my dislikes:really short guys,bad breath,bad teeth,body odor,shallow people

what I am not looking for: One night stands,Booty calls,friends with benifits.

LIke I said.I know what i want and am a really kool person with old fashiond values.Love life,family,friends and my job.I am blunt and too the point,and on a mission.LOL
I am loyal,honest,careing,sincere,compassionate,and very sexual.Love sex very much.just not willing to share it with every guy out there.Just need one thank you.
About you:I like my men tall.either concervative or rough around the edges.As long as you take care of yourself and your buisness thats all that matters.If you want to reach me you can catch me on YAHOO:mzdayze or check out my myspace page.www.myspace.com/mzdayze

Oh, god. Spelling mistakes. Sentence fragments. I can see that her spacebar works, but it seems to malfunction whenever she tosses punctuation in the equation. My biggest issue with her post: the gives us her myspace page. updated link to her myspace page.

Oh god. You know I couldn’t resist, right? And, of course, everything on her myspace page is public, so I found a few gems from her blog and her photo album to share.

Glamour Shots. Ur doin it wrong.

I think her hat is a little small. (No, that’s not a BBW joke! It just looks like it’s perched up on her head). I am amazed at all the pictures she’s got of herself in lingiere. And they’re public!

Hahahahaha. That’s it. That’s all I got.

Yup. That’s a picture from the shower folks. *sigh*

She’s got whole albums of pictures where she’s photoshopped little frames on them and added her myspace handle. Dear god.

Her blog is also very entertaining. Obviously, I’m not going to take the time to post all of it, because, well… I’m at work. And I’m sure I’ve got work to do somewhere around here. But check it out. Really.

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