Wrecky Repost: Very good looking
Worst Wrecks — By Jami on September 6, 2009 at 8:01 am
Originally posted on September 10, 2008
My friend Kelly sent these to me in an IM tonight… I haven’t laughed so hard in my life!
Here’s the c & p from his stats on his profile:
Male
39 years old
5′ 6″ tall
Average build
Red hair – Brown eyes
Other
I smoke socially
Very good looking
Sales (occupation)
$35,000 – $50,000 (income)
Looking for a Serious relationship
Divorced
Has 3 children, lives with 0
Christian (religion)
You’ll notice that he didn’t mention anywhere in his ad that he was a CROSS DRESSER!!
That seems like something you’d mention… Specifically if you are listing these are your ONLY pictures (shield your eyes and remove children from the room):
That one is entitled “me and my favorit skirt”
This one is, gulp… “The back of my bathing suit, pink is my faverit color”. Mother fucker has a TRAMP STAMP!
Caption read, “front of it and girly jeans”…
What exactly IS IT? The bathing suit?
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And hello?! HE WAS NOT GOOD LOOKING!
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lol… yes. THAT.
Doesn’t it look like a wig?
Also, in the first one, I keep finding so many things as I look at it more closely.
There’s a wrestling belt!
One of those cheesy nature/unicorn/fantasy posers…
And in the one with the bikini, Kelly pointed out to me that his upper back tattoo, on his right shoulder, is a giant Patriots logo. She said “I wonder if the guys who come over to watch football know about his, um… wardrobe selection!”
Just a fucking train wreck, man!
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It’s not that he dresses in women’s clothes…it’s that he does so poorly.
That said, I so know a gay guy in real life that looks just like this dude, only dark-complected. Totally goes out in drag with a 5 o’clock shadow. And no, with no irony.
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oh dear lord… I’ve never laughed so hard… Jami- you crack me up, girlie.
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No wonder his kids don’t live with him.
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ohmygod jami thats just HYSTERICAL.
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I nearly fell out of my chair Jami….the back of my head and cheeks hurt.
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HAHAHAHAHA! At least he’s self-confident!
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Thanks, Jami. There are just some things you can’t unsee. I will be happy when our computers are hard-wired into our brains, and when we want to erase something from our heads, we just delete that file. This is one I want to delete, now, but since we aren’t to that point, yet, I suppose I will have to rely on Maker’s Mark.
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Christ, I almost destroyed my netbook by spraying green tea all over it when I saw these pictures. OMG… I have no hope for humankind. WTF is that? Gross!!!!!
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