A Very NSFW Wednesday – Old Vag Ahead

If the title doesn’t give you a heads up, well… Then you likely have issues I can’t address on this blog. Suffice it to say, this post has some um… cooter on it.

YAY FOR NOT HAVING TO LOOK AT SURPRISE COCKS!

But, boo… Because this snatch that you’re about to get familiar with is… Well, it looks like it’s been rode hard and put up wet, ifyouknowhatImeanandIthinkyoudo.

Presenting, old haggard vagina dater:

lolakk1219

37 / f / straight / seeing someone

Brunswick, Georgia, United States

My Self-Summary

I am just a girl that likes to show off. I like the beach and plenty of sunshine. As you can probably tell by my pictures…summer is finally here. You need to check out my pics everyday because I have to keep changing them. I like to travel,We have been to Italy, Austria, Germany, France, England,Mexico,Belgium,Switzerland, Canada every Island in the Carribean except Cuba (Not allowed) and most states.
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I’m really good at

Showing off.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

My blue eyes

On a typical Friday night I am

Dancing.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

In the summer I am completely shaved. In the winter I keep a little fur on top. I do not own any panties.

Oh.Good.GOD.

I mean… I just… [exhale] That’s gross.

Just downright disgusting.

Jennie, our submitter today said, “Your eyes? The first thing people notice about you are your eyes? Are you sure its not your crotch?”

I’m all for people doing whatever it is that gets their socks off, within some basic moral parameters. But sweet Jesus – this is a DATING site! This isn’t Adult Friend Finder dude! I could see someone posting something like this on Craiglist, even… But OkCupid? Really?

GAG. Just… doubly wretch-provoking.

Ugh.

And she’s been to the Carry-bean, but can’t get into Cuba? I wonder if she showed them the beans she was carrying?

I’m really not surprised that she doesn’t own any panties. Not surprised in the slightest.

But, YAY! No surprise cock! Happy day!