Come Aboard! We’re expecting you.

Oh, I feel a little bad about picking on this one, but c’mon. It’s like… THIS CAN’T BE REAL! I’m not going to focus on his profile text because really, the best part of this profile is in the pictures.

Denise sends this one in with the message, “So, this guy messaged me over the winter, long before I found your blog. I am so sad that he has since uploaded more pictures, because the ones he sent previously were hysterical. So funny, that a different guy I met on OKC and I laughed for hours, ripping them apart. He still has a few of those pics up, but they’re not nearly as good.

I specifically note in my profile that I am not interested in anyone
who lives more than an hour away, and my age brackets are 33 to 45.
This profile cracks me up.”

Well, are you curious yet? Are you ready to hop aboard the LOVE BOAT/Dharma Initiative/Time Machine?!!

Come Aboard! Were expecting you.

: Caption: "at my communication office to connect my floating kingdom with rest of the world"

: Caption: "few years back in ship cargo control room"

: Caption: "1996 graduation picr, at maritime college, Luanceston Tasmania Australia"

: Caption: "1981 picr with no beard and some hair on skull as well"

: Caption: "1978 picr in ship mt Leblon enroute from Santos Brazil to Genevo Italy"

khan1977travele

55 / M / straight / Single

My Self Summary

i am ship captain, love traveling, (visited 138 countries) partying, reading, all sort of out door fun, i like to meet a girl/woman who love traveling, be healthy, not so fussy about things, have good sense of humour,i wish to meet some one with whom i may talk ne thing under the stars, and she is my best freind then gf, i am having bad memories of my bad marriage, so out of that, grown up kids, i have facility that my spouce/gf may stay with me on ship with free board,and enjoy the travel and luxury treatment onboard ship which is reserved for ship captian,hope some one is there for me,I am looking for soulmate/best freindhonesty straighforwardness,willing to give and take

Alllllright now. Can we talk about these pictures, please!?

And that control room!? AHHH! Gives me the heebie jeebies. It looks like something from one of those Dharma Initiative films on LOST, right??

Oh man… I just… I couldn’t believe these pictures. The shorts… The legs… The socks… The curious balding pattern… The way he’s standing!! — > fits of furious giggles.