Seriously. Double-EEEWWW-T-F?!
Alia sent this one in. Thanks? Ew. Just… ew.
IM LOOKING FOR AN OLDER BLACK LADY…POST-MENAPAUSE…WHO STILL HAS A FIRE DEEP INSIDE AND LOVES WHITE SUGAR. SOMEONE WHO LIKES ANAL SEX AND HAS A CAR. OPENMINDEDNESS IS A PLUS. PREFERABLY A WELL PROPORTIONED FIGURE AND HAS A KINKY STREAK U WOULD LIKE TO HAVE FULFILLED. I LIVE NEAR HARVARD AND BROADWAY. IM ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK LADIES. I SMOKE AND DRINK…SO PLZ BE ADVISED. IM AN OTR DRIVER, SO IM OUT OF TOWN ALOT. IF U SEND ME YOUR YAHOO ADDRESS, WE CAN CHAT…OR TALK IF U HAVE A USB HEADPHONE SET. SEND SOME SEXY PICS…AND TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF…PREFER NO KIDS LIVING AT HOME. WAITING ON U…ERIC
Anal sex + car = necessary detail job, right? EW. Butt secks can be teh hawt, but in the car? In your personal ad? SERIOUSLY? In.uh.pro.pre.ut.
Did he just say USB headphone set? I’m sure they coordinate well with his… weight lifting gloves?
You know what, dude? I’d prefer that there ALSO be no kids living in whatever home you’re in.
Nice cinder block back there, dude. Nice…
Oh — did you notice the motherfucker is wearing a jock strap?! (Please say it’s a jock strap and not an adult diaper!)
Originally posted on September 8, 2009
