Jami: Let’s start this episode of He Said — She Said with a letter… Because it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to sit on my hands… Because, contrary to what you might think, I am like this in real life — I can’t just NOT say something when I see something to positively stupid and irritating. I just can’t.
So I didn’t.
I emailed some stupid cunt this:
Subject: Do you realize…
…that your profile is viewable to the entire internet? That someone doesn’t even have to login to get a view of how ridiculously stupid you are to post pictures, not only of your fucking naked body but of your FACE? Your identifiable, easy to pick out of a line up face??
you must be one of those really fucking stupid broads who wants to get caught.
do your child a favor. if you don’t want to be married, get a god damn divorce. what a fantastic example you are setting for your child.
huzzah! stand proud dude.
*ahem*
That felt good. Ready to see the stupid cunt in action?
PC: I love hating cheaters. Â Let’s get it on.
Jami: Get ready to respect her, you guys.
Ass shot
Tittehs
sexybre34
34 / F / straight / Available
Norcross, Georgia
My Self-Summary
I am looking for that something I am not getting at home. I am married, with a very busy lifestyle. I have many demands on my time. So not looking for any extras, but if I have time…I’d love to have some fun.
I like all aspects of sex…I want someone who knows what it means to take there time, and if we get to the finish line great, but want to enjoy all of sex. I am looking for strong man, both mentally and physically…I am submissive by nature, but strong willed. Looking for that person that can help me be submissive.
What I’m doing with my life
In school, will be for the next several years. Mom, EMS worker.
I’m really good at
So many things….many many things
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes and smile
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
get to know me and find out
Jami: Alright, bitch. It’s on. Let’s go. First off all, lemme clamor up here on this little soapbox and say that I think cheating is wrong. It’s wrong, it’s wrong, it’s wrong. If you are not happy in a relationship with someone, get the fuck out of it. It’s probably the most spineless thing you can do… It’s even MORE ridiculous when you have a child. Do you UNDERSTAND what a divorce is like? What a custody battle is like? Particularly when your ex has evidence of you doing this kind of shit? In court? It’s a fucking cake walk, that’s what it is.
PC: I’m sure she feel entitled to a little action on the side, because she has sacrificed her happiness by staying home and firing up a fresh batch of Kraft mac and cheese five nights a week. Â Plus, she is going to school to drive an ambulance, which is convenient, because it’s a vehicle that has a gurney in the back. Â And if the guy needs a little pick-me-up, she’s qualified to inject B-12 directly into his cock.
Jami: Beautiful. Now I’m picturing all of the ambalamzzz drivers doin’ it in the back of the trucks. AWESOME. Now, let’s get to your skimpy little profile that matches your scantily clad pictures.
PC: Speaking of pics, can we collectively agree that if ANY of your pictures are taken either in a mirror or with a camera held out at arm’s length, it means you are a loser with no friends to take your picture?
Jami: All in favor?
[Unanimous Aye!] The Ayes have it.
What kind of fucking moron are you that it is going to take you “several years” to become an “EMS”? Also, I think you mean an EMT. You can’t become an Emergency Medical System. You become an Emergency Medical Technician — and it only takes 18-24 months. You also don’t become an Emergency Medical Technician WORKER. Dipshit. Can’t WAIT to get in my next car wreck and see your face hop off the truck! “No, thanks… It’s just a twisted neck. I’ll be fine. *whispers* I heard it took this bitch six years to become an EMT, I really don’t want her helping me, thankyouverymuch.”
PC: Maybe EMS stands for something else, like Extremely Moist Snatch, or Extra-Marital Sex. Â How about Eeww, Mom’s Screwing?
Jami: Electively Maiming Self? That’s what I’M gonna be doing with my life. What you’re doing with your life? Ruining it. RUINER!
PC: It’s all good though, because she’s taking her family down with her, and probably whatever man-whore she’s about to give a case of the herps to.
Jami: If you’re a whore and you know it, clap your… um… Well, ma’am, you have the clap. You’re good at so many things? Like picking out probably the WORST tit tattoo I’ve ever seen in my life? You’re good at getting caught?
PC: I was hoping she was just wearing an ugly bra while she was in the tub. Â That’s really a tit tat? Â She picked that tat for tit? Â Twit. Â Twat. Â Twhatever.
Jami: Twas a terrible mistake, indeed. How in the world would you cover up that monstrosity? Just… color the whole tit in black? That’s offensive. The first thing I noticed about you was your fucking naked, pathetic desperate ass (in the baby sitter’s skirt?). Then your tits. Then your coy my-husband-is-in-the-other-room-giving-my-child-a-bath look.
PC: Hey, that HPV ain’t gonna spread itself. Â Which reminds me, Jami, I need to buy some advertising space on Date Wrecks, I want to start marketing my brand of Kevlar condoms. Â They’re riveted, for her pleasure.
Jami: Oohhh… I’m all about things that are geared towards pleasing me. I’m also pretty sure that you’ve ruined all chance of having any mystery. That’s the beauty of “The Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit” — you’re supposed to leave something to the imagination. Stoooopid. I hope you get caught.
PC: She has left something to the imagination. Â I’m imagining a burning sensation when I pee.
Jami: I guess we should be grateful she didn’t also show us her cooch. To her husband, yo… If you’re tall, dark haired, broad shouldered, maybe a bit of an artist but kind of macho…. Gimme a ring. I’ll be your rebound, darling.
PC: You should be safe Jami, I doubt that she’s fucking him. Â Why buy the milk when you can get guys to come on your face for free?
Jami: Well played, PC… Well played. A bit shorter than usual this week, but it’s not the size of the wave…
PC: Size matters.
Jami: Yea, who am I kidding.
PS — After receiving my email, Bre surprised us all. She did something SMART — she deleted her OkCupid profile. Gosh. It sure is a good think we caught it when we did!
