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    Doing a little hometown cross posting action with JD from Shirt Or Dress. Check out her blog. She makes fun of bitches who think shirts are dresses.

    From Kristin:

    sexy blk female looking for help

    Hey wuz up im a full time student and mom in need of some help with bill etc. about me a laid back person love to have from time to time but hate drama. im currently in school to be a vetenarian. so i can better my self as a parent. this is not a scam and dont send me messeges think im trying to sell my self or anything. please serious people only dont ask dumb questions cause you wont get a respond. when u write me send a pic along with what can you do for me and what your looking. im sexy so i expect you should be if you know your not but say some thing that will catch my eye. sorry so blunt but tired of dumb people.to know if your real in the beginning of messege put ***. bye for now hope to hear from someone interesting. BLACK MEN ONLY 21-43

    mama1 Heee Haaaw! mama2 Heee Haaaw!

    I think it’s a little strange that she’s asking for help for Bill. Why can’t Bill (etc.) ask for his own damn help!

    And… vetenarian? I’m sorry, sweetheart, did you mean to say veterinarian? Even I can spell that one (no! I didn’t need spell check, ya haters!)

    It IS exhausting dealing with dumb people, isn’t it?!

    And holy wow — is that a shirt or a dress?

    Kristin says: “Given her choice of photos, my guess is that if she could specialize in one thing as a veterinarian that it would be donkeys… ’cause she certainly likes asses.

    I find it ironic that she needs help, wants someone to pay her bills, but is insulted by emails accusing her of trying to sell herself. GASP! How dare they.

    Wait. Isn’t that what she’s doing? [editor's note: yes]

    Dumb broad needs to learn a few things, namely how to spell her career ambition correctly. And maybe once she learns it, she could research it online and find out just how difficult it is to get into a Vet program- especially difficult for young women who insist upon misspelling myself and response.”

    Originally posted on September 4, 2009
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