I love it when you guys go a’huntin’ for Crazies on Craigslist and then report back like, “OH MY GOD! I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!”
It’s like… You DO read here, right? You HAVE seen the other submissions, right? Odds are, you WILL find something just as batshit crazy as someone else.
(Go, find stuff. I dare you!)
Our submitter’s email to me said, “HOLY SHIT – I should know better than to browse Craigslist at bedtime. OMG.”
Oh, for sure. Night-time + Craigslist + sexually crazed deviants = kink-kay!
Kinky stuff – m4w – 21 (Tech)
Ladies, ever wanted to be fucked by a giant animal? Now is your chance. I’m looking for something possibly this weekend. I’m 6″ cut, hwp, clean, discreet and dd free. Please put “wild time” in your reply so I don’t delete your email. Serious replies only.
Do you like what I did there with the censoring of the penis and whatnot? You can click it, if you want, but really… It ain’t nothing to write home about.
Up until that episode of CSI in Vegas when they had the Furry Convention and somebody got offed at it (I don’t remember the details), I had never even heard of this phenomenon. I think, as wild and cray-zay as I’d like to believe I am, sexually speaking, I’m a fucking prude. This stuff baffles me.
Silk during sex? Sure. That’s a sexy, slippery lovely feeling.
But polyester fur? And have you ever seen the insides of those suits? They’re not cozy or soft — itchy and unlined. Ugh. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about wearing one… And the heat and the sweating and the inability to be able to see or breathe properly.
And on top of all of THAT, people are supposed to want to have SEX while in these suits? (And, apparently, also some light bondage – cue the porn track).
Ooh baby, baby, it’s a wild world.
Originally posted on September 28, 2009
