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    Oh how I long for you – 57 (Anywhere)

    The hills far away are echoing my voice as I am calling my lassie to come home to me. How I long to kiss your lips; how I long to run my hands through your hair; oh how I long to see you lay you down in the grass of the meadows. Where are you my lassie? Where have you gone?

    Do you understand what I am after?

    I am looking for an honest and romantic woman who knows how to love and be loved.
    Do you hear me calling your name?
    Are you bright, funny, honest and have a good sense of humor?
    Do you have a big heart?
    The one quality that I must have is integrity. I love a feminine woman who is honest and down to earth.

    I am a man who is looking for his soul mate, friend, a shoulder to rest my weary head on, a personal confident and passionate lover.
    As for physical traits, I would prefer a woman who takes good care of her body, who is on the thin side and has long flowing hair and who is willing to experiment.

    I also prefer a woman who is mature spiritually, loves the Lord and who will pray with me.

    Is this you? Are you ready to share your life with me. I will be respectful, kind and treat you as I would a fragile vase fill of roses. I will love you forever with all of my heart.

    Please drop me a line.

    Yes, I do think I know what you’re after.

    *ahem*

    Dude. Seriously?

    Do you hear me calling your name?
    Are you bright, funny, honest and have a good sense of humor?
    Do you have a big heart?

    Is Timmy in the well?

    Is there a woman out there that is going to read this and think, “God. This man sounds like a dreamboat!”

    McLassie? No. I think not.

    And, no… He didn’t include the picture of Timmy and Lassie — I just couldn’t NOT include it, right?

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