Comments on: Laaaaaaassie http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/laaaaaaassie/ The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Sat, 07 May 2011 02:45:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jen http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/laaaaaaassie/comment-page-1/#comment-5350 Jen Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:45:17 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3554#comment-5350 What's with the fucking Madonna/Whore thing? Why don't these dudes want a reasonably attractive, slightly feminine, mostly sexual, normally spiritual woman? Why do we all have to be complete toe-sucking, cock-rubbing, anal-loving sluts, and/or long-haired, all-day-prayin', barefoot-obeyin' virgins? Seriously guys, this is why you're single. What’s with the fucking Madonna/Whore thing? Why don’t these dudes want a reasonably attractive, slightly feminine, mostly sexual, normally spiritual woman? Why do we all have to be complete toe-sucking, cock-rubbing, anal-loving sluts, and/or long-haired, all-day-prayin’, barefoot-obeyin’ virgins? Seriously guys, this is why you’re single.

]]> By: GermanGirl http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/laaaaaaassie/comment-page-1/#comment-4801 GermanGirl Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:37:39 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3554#comment-4801 NO!!!!! I love lassie!!!! Now I will forever that this idiots profile stuck in my head when I see Lassie. Why??!!?!??! NO!!!!! I love lassie!!!! Now I will forever that this idiots profile stuck in my head when I see Lassie. Why??!!?!??!

]]> By: Count Blah http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/laaaaaaassie/comment-page-1/#comment-4613 Count Blah Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:13:35 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3554#comment-4613 "I will be respectful, kind and treat you as I would a fragile vase fill of roses. I will love you forever with all of my heart." He...would love a vase filled with roses forever and with all of his heart? Better hope he never encounters one of those, then, or he'll be off the market. JUMP ON HIM NOW BEFORE HE HAPPENS PAST A FLORIST'S WINDOW, LADIES! “I will be respectful, kind and treat you as I would a fragile vase fill of roses. I will love you forever with all of my heart.”

He…would love a vase filled with roses forever and with all of his heart? Better hope he never encounters one of those, then, or he’ll be off the market. JUMP ON HIM NOW BEFORE HE HAPPENS PAST A FLORIST’S WINDOW, LADIES!

]]> By: Meredith http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/laaaaaaassie/comment-page-1/#comment-4608 Meredith Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:08:31 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3554#comment-4608 Okay, now I believe people who say I have an "old soul". My first thought wasn't the dog at all...I thought he was Scottish. You know..."My lass...lassie...bonnie lass."? I really AM left of center, aren't I? What got me were his required "physical traits": "willing to experiment"...and then "mature spiritually, loves the Lord and who will pray with me". A) Those aren't physical traits. The hair and eyes and all are. B) The idea of meeting a guy at church, having him ask me if I love the Lord and am spiritually spiritual, and then having him ask me if I "experiment". IIIIIIICCCCCKKKKK. Having been in the Modern Evangelical/Non-denominational church realm my whole life, I now have SO many innapropriate mental pictures going through my head. GAAAAACK. Okay, now I believe people who say I have an “old soul”. My first thought wasn’t the dog at all…I thought he was Scottish. You know…”My lass…lassie…bonnie lass.”? I really AM left of center, aren’t I?

What got me were his required “physical traits”: “willing to experiment”…and then “mature spiritually, loves the Lord and who will pray with me”.

A) Those aren’t physical traits. The hair and eyes and all are.

B) The idea of meeting a guy at church, having him ask me if I love the Lord and am spiritually spiritual, and then having him ask me if I “experiment”. IIIIIIICCCCCKKKKK.

Having been in the Modern Evangelical/Non-denominational church realm my whole life, I now have SO many innapropriate mental pictures going through my head. GAAAAACK.

]]> By: Constance http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/laaaaaaassie/comment-page-1/#comment-4602 Constance Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:37:26 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3554#comment-4602 Oh, I don't know. At least he's not asking for apple fritters, coffee and a blow job. Oh, I don’t know. At least he’s not asking for apple fritters, coffee and a blow job.

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