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    Define disciplinian.

    Here’s my go at it:

    The native peoples from the small province, north of Jerusalem, called Disciplinia, Disciplinians are, by nature, very lackadaisical and laid back individuals who have no real structure in their lives. They are often considered lazy and lacking in discipline.

    *ahem*

    That’s a heck of a misspelling, isn’t it? We can thank our anonymous submitter for this one, and bless his heart! He had to stomach an initial email from this dude that said, “you need a spanking. you been bad.”

    Mercy. In addition to the level of TMI on his profile, it seems that his brain stops

    stops working mid-sent

    sentence.

    Or something. Perhaps he’s stopping mid-sentence to go spank a bad boy! Naughty, naughty little bad boys!

     Lets play a game

    skyeerie

    61 / M / gay / Available

    Hillsboro, Oregon

    I am Imaginative, Creative, and Disciplinian

    My self summary

    May name is Patrick but to most of you it will be SIR, I am a Dominant/ Bottom but in charge @ All times. Looking for Bad boys in need of Discipline/ spanking, attention. semi-veggie (No Red meat but do eat fish & poulty), I am a Pagan/Zorastrian in beliefs also do studies on comparive religons.studying the

    What I’m doing with my life

    studying the tarot cards for inlightment &pleasure. I do a little gardening. I injoy the coast, mountains etc. & out of the way shops @ the coast.

    I’m really good at

    I am good @ writing fictional/ fantasy stores, spank Bad boys. I am good Mediator in disputes &down to earth , lay back kind of guy.

    The first things people usually notice about me

    I come acrossed as a Teddy bear/ Daddy bear&people feal very comfortable arround me.

    My favorite books, movies, music and food

    Sci/fantasies, mythology, egyptology also collect D&D book many 1st. edition. Harry Potter books & movies same in sci-fi/ fantasy. I’m into Classical, rock&roll, Norap or country music . Iinjoy oriental &homestile cooking.

    The six things I could never do without

    (1)Love of& to family, (2)Goodlively mind,(3) Spanking Bad boys, (4) Good books, (5) Good Friends, (6)Ahealthy life.

    I spend a lot of time thinking about

    I spend time in thought about play D&D as a Donguen Master, help to improve life for people in general & many other things.

    On a typical Friday night I am

    I play D&D with friends, go to the bars to look for Bad boys to spank, or stay home & read & good book or watch a movie, sometimes w/friends or alone.

    The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

    The most Private thing I’m willing to admit to is I like to spank guys as a way of life .

    You should message me if

    You should send a message to me if you wish a friend(longterm) in need of discipline(spanking) or something more.

    Good fucking god, you know it’s bad when even I’M getting on your case for spelling mistakes. My favorites: he doesn’t eat poulty... It’s a tie between inlightment and injoy... Donguen Master… Of course, homestile cooking and disciplinian. What are your favorites?

    And dude — WE GET IT! You like spanking bad boys. I mean, after someone says something enough times, doesn’t it sort of lose it’s … sting? Heh. See what I did there?

    Bless you, anon reader. But really… I want the rest of the emails that went back and forth… I wanna know how wrecky this Rip Taylor look alike REALLY got, mmkay?

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