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    Noooooooooo!

    Damn! Damn! Damn!

    I got a HELL of a submission last night, but I wasn’t home. I was able to view it on my G1 (holla!) and also able to snag the pictures, but spaced out on copying the text.

    This morning, I just KNEW it would be the perfect pre-Halloween scare and I went to open it and got this.

    smil4 Noooooooooo!

    So, submitter John… My heart is broken. Really.

    But at least I can still share the pictures with you.

    1256867820113 Noooooooooo!

    1256867820441 Noooooooooo!

    Aaaaand, the money shot:

    1256867820789 Noooooooooo!

    Yes. For real. What I remember of this post was that she was a nineteen year old girl with black hair and green eyes.

    I am saddened that this … specimen… is rocking my same hair/eye color combo.

    I can assure you though, dear readers. Not all black haired, green eyed girls are stuffing themselves into what appears to be a piece of a shredded latex glove.

    If you’ve got a submission, send ‘em! I really haven’t been getting as many as I used to — granted, quality is WAY up. [I'm giggling right now, btw] But send them with the full text & the pictures!

    pixel Noooooooooo!
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