Comments on: Noooooooooo! http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/noooooooooo/ The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Sat, 07 May 2011 02:45:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: amber http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/noooooooooo/comment-page-1/#comment-6012 amber Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:34:37 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3689#comment-6012 This is the thing that kills me about people who do this in personals ads. I could care less if you have a nice body or your ass looks like a non-humanoid is trying to escape, like this young lady. The shit is gross! Leave something to the imagination, for God's sakes. Abs and titties and ass are great and all, but I would much rather take a person's clothes off and find out myself than have to look at oily pecs and ass on the internet beforehand. Baring your shit in your okcupid or other profile just seems to me to be the mark of a person that has the Creepy, and why meet a creepy person in real life? This is the thing that kills me about people who do this in personals ads. I could care less if you have a nice body or your ass looks like a non-humanoid is trying to escape, like this young lady.

The shit is gross! Leave something to the imagination, for God’s sakes. Abs and titties and ass are great and all, but I would much rather take a person’s clothes off and find out myself than have to look at oily pecs and ass on the internet beforehand.

Baring your shit in your okcupid or other profile just seems to me to be the mark of a person that has the Creepy, and why meet a creepy person in real life?

]]> By: Lorelei Lee http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/noooooooooo/comment-page-1/#comment-5446 Lorelei Lee Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:07:17 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3689#comment-5446 That's not really a thong. Her buns are just bursting out of her "Fat Girl In Denial" knickers, which are all jammed up in her bumcrack. That’s not really a thong. Her buns are just bursting out of her “Fat Girl In Denial” knickers, which are all jammed up in her bumcrack.

]]> By: Jen http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/noooooooooo/comment-page-1/#comment-5140 Jen Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:05:53 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3689#comment-5140 Tin of dinner rolls! BWAH! "Shredded latex glove", Jami?! I almost got fired for my insane guffawing, thanks. Tin of dinner rolls! BWAH!

“Shredded latex glove”, Jami?! I almost got fired for my insane guffawing, thanks.

]]> By: Tony V. http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/noooooooooo/comment-page-1/#comment-5123 Tony V. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:41:20 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3689#comment-5123 Rectum? Damn near _killed_ um! Rectum? Damn near _killed_ um!

]]> By: tls http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/noooooooooo/comment-page-1/#comment-5089 tls Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:23:04 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3689#comment-5089 Y'know... I'm fat. And that is why I would not ever take a picture of my ass in the mirror wearing an improvised thong made of "I bought underwear 3 sizes too small for me". Which, come to think of it, I wouldn't even do if I were skinny. Y’know… I’m fat. And that is why I would not ever take a picture of my ass in the mirror wearing an improvised thong made of “I bought underwear 3 sizes too small for me”. Which, come to think of it, I wouldn’t even do if I were skinny.

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