Roses are red,violets are blue I wanna stick,my love in you! – 29 (Our hearts)
If you are stupid enough to be materialistic,then the only thing I would wish to give you is a left nut to the thraot and a right ,in the ass.
That being said, I am a very nice boy,I say boy,becouse growing up is for people that are going to get old(I will age).
I can cook,hundereds of dishes,my house is very neat and tidy.
Talking with me is easy and fun,I am smart,sexy,tonned and very,very virile.
I am an artist,a nature lover,and a poet,a jock,hunter and lover. I can sign and dance.
I do not want a girlfriend as of yet,but also will not fight real love.
If you would like to fuck me you can try,If you wish to love me,your welcome.
Safe sex only.
cheers:)
Rain sent this one into me with this message:
Something about this made me think of the DW post with the complete-the-poem “contest”…yeah, this one needs to be edited to include nut-kicking, too.
Speaking of nuts, um, the first line? Does he mean at the same time? Cuz…ow. Ow for him. That’s a bit of a stretch? Unless my “thraot” is closer to my ass than I had previously thought.
He can,write,”poetry” but not,use punchy-ation or,spell! Yay! Unless he does indeed mean that he knows sign language and can sign and dance.
You know what I love about this gig? You guys, the folks that read this blog, are brilliant. If I wasn’t such a control freak, I’d set this blog up as a submission only blog, like FML but with real length blog posts because you guys just say the funniest things.
I love this post. There’s something really beautiful about a man threatening to accost you with his testicles for just wanting nice things.
PRETTY GIRLS NEED PRETTY THINGS! Not ballsack marks on our throats or asses. kthxbai.
Why do men use the term “virile”?? There is nothing sexy about that word. If a man told me her was virile, I’d assume he was old and probably touched his cock through his pocket, pretending to jingle-jangle his change. Virile. EW.
