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	<title>Comments on: Right now, millions of dead poets are rolling over in their graves.</title>
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		<title>By: JamiE</title>
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		<dc:creator>JamiE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s virile, he doesn&#039;t need viagra at all! Nope, no sir!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s virile, he doesn&#8217;t need viagra at all! Nope, no sir!</p>
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		<title>By: Limey6</title>
		<link>http://datewrecks.com/2009/10/right-now-millions-of-dead-poets-are-rolling-over-in-their-graves/comment-page-1/#comment-4467</link>
		<dc:creator>Limey6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What if they were ritualistically shaved with a cut-throat razor, such as described in &quot;The spy who shagged me&quot; and then lightly oiled as described in the SNL sketch &quot;Mike Schweti&#039;s Nuts.&quot; I think you could get a slap at a relatively low impact speed under these conditions, although I leave further research up to you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What if they were ritualistically shaved with a cut-throat razor, such as described in &#8220;The spy who shagged me&#8221; and then lightly oiled as described in the SNL sketch &#8220;Mike Schweti&#8217;s Nuts.&#8221; I think you could get a slap at a relatively low impact speed under these conditions, although I leave further research up to you.</p>
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		<title>By: Limey6</title>
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		<dc:creator>Limey6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I was in college there was an &#039;off-the-wall&#039; humor magazine known as Viz, which had a character called &quot;Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles.&quot; It showed him pushing them around in a wheelbarrow, having all sorts of adventures, saving kids falling out of a tree, runaway trains, that sort of thing. I picture this guy turning up to a date with a large fanny pack worn around the front, which contains his gonads, like the FBI Fast Action Grab bags (Yes that&#039;s FAG bags to those who are following) where they keep their weapons for fast deployment.  All of which reminds me of another Vis character, Finbarr Saunders and his double-entendres. Switching to decaf now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was in college there was an &#8216;off-the-wall&#8217; humor magazine known as Viz, which had a character called &#8220;Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles.&#8221; It showed him pushing them around in a wheelbarrow, having all sorts of adventures, saving kids falling out of a tree, runaway trains, that sort of thing. I picture this guy turning up to a date with a large fanny pack worn around the front, which contains his gonads, like the FBI Fast Action Grab bags (Yes that&#8217;s FAG bags to those who are following) where they keep their weapons for fast deployment.  All of which reminds me of another Vis character, Finbarr Saunders and his double-entendres. Switching to decaf now.</p>
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		<title>By: BoyWonder</title>
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		<dc:creator>BoyWonder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey don&#039;t hate..he&#039;s &quot;TONNED&quot;
Oh, and smart and sexy two.

Well, at least he is &quot;tonned&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey don&#8217;t hate..he&#8217;s &#8220;TONNED&#8221;<br />
Oh, and smart and sexy two.</p>
<p>Well, at least he is &#8220;tonned&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Dofi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dofi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And, how does one get a nut IN the ass? Just, you know, logistically speaking... Inquiring minds want to know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And, how does one get a nut IN the ass? Just, you know, logistically speaking&#8230; Inquiring minds want to know.</p>
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