I’m not sure if we should thank Andrew in Pennsylvania, or punish him. Maybe I’m an ageist… Hopefully I’ll feel different about geriatric blow jobs when I’m silver-pubed, but good god. This is just a disgusting mental image.
AFRICAN FISH – 50 (DREXEL HIL)
Goood mourning -
I am seeking an angle to come to my house and bring me two 20 oz wawa coffees with cream and NO sugar. Any apple fritters would be a big plus. A slow soft wet and deep blow job after the coffe followed by spooning untill we both fall asleep would be the perfict ending to our first meeting. Open to long term comitment with right lsdy, but you must have increadable tits to hold on to and a great big ass to use for my pillow. Sound nice? Hit me back with your stats and a pic and tell me how long it will take you to get here, and this may be your dream date come true. Please noone over 5’4″ and keep your wig on.
Bob
Wow. Doesn’t this sound like the hottest, sexiest encounter you could imagine? Casual sex on Craigslist is one thing, but apple fritters, too? Aren’t you asking for a bit much? And are both of the coffees for you? Oh, and? This might be one of the most disgusting mental images I think I have had in a while.
Grampa is sitting in his lazyboy, dipping his apple fritters into his coffee with his pants around his ankles while you slowly and *gulp* deeply give him a blow job. He’s maybe rocking the recliner a bit while you… service him.
But you know, he’ll make it up to you. He’ll spoon you afterward. He doesn’t mention paying you back for the coffee and pastry though. At starbucks, that would easily be a $8 tab, right? I think I’d prefer a 10-spot over spooning with a wrinkly freak, you know?
It’s like… free coffee… free fritter… free beej? What’s in it for ME Grampa? Do you have a solid supply of Werther’s Originals?
And, so grampa, you know… What is it that you’re looking for in a long term commitment? What’s that? Did you just say tits and ass?
<shaking head> No. That does NOT sound nice. Even if you’ve got bags upon bags of hard candies.
And two WTFs, you know, just for good measure — African Fish? And “keep your wig on”?
Seriously? I’m expected to also supply my own wig!??
