Turnin’ BLUE!

Hurryupandemailthismanbecauseheisholdinghisbreathwaitingforyourreply.

Literally.

NY GLADIATOR – 46 (SUMMERLIN)

YES I AM A NY MAN , ITALIAN GOOD LOOKING, OR THATS WHAT I AM TOLD, GREAT SHAPR WORKOUT 6 DAYS A WEEK, GOOD JOB, OWN MY HOME AND CAR

LOOKING FOR:

WOMAN 33-44
IN GOOD SHAPE WORKS OUT NOT LIKE ME BUT TAKES CARE OF HERSELF
LIKE ATHLETIC WOMEN ,NICE SHAPE
WANT LONG RELATIONSHIP, NO GAMES
KIDS OK, BUT NO CRAZY FATHERS
LIKE TO TRAVEL, DINE OUT SOMETIMES, MOVIES, COMEDY CLUBS SHOWS, SPORTING EVENTS
OK LOVE ALL WOMEN THAT IS TO SAY LATIN AMERICAN BLWCK, ORIENTAL
OK I AM A GOOD GUY VERY THOUGHTFUL, IF I CARE ABOUT YOU WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

YOUR PICTURES GETS MINE

You know what is awesome you guys? The fact that this shit really happens. I could NOT even make this up.

I can’t imagine working out like this guy. All he’s missing are socks for his sock puppets. The parents out there will recognize Oobi’s Granpoo there on the right and Oobi on the left. Damn dude forgot his eyes though.

I’d like to experiment with his delivery and write an entire post starting with OK at the beginning of each line, but I just can’t do it, Captain!

Douche even says at the end, “YOUR PICTURES GET MINE.” Um, I’m pretty sure all I need to see is the one. My mind is made up.

Aaaaaaaand exhale.