Submitted by my snarky sidekick, The Personals Critic.
(I kind of love calling him my sidekick… I feel like we’ve got a little Oprah/Dr. Phil thing happening here, ‘cept Dr. Phil could probably get his own blog off the ground, what with all of Oprah’s helping and what not, *ahem*)
(I love you PC!)
a cartoon for all the girls i see everyday – m4w
cartoons are my catharsis. if you spam me i will find you and kill you, by the way.
Brilliant. I was a little bothered bit his last little bit about being jealous and angry and frustrated and alone because I want to be like, “Brian! Look at you! You sound so great and real and human!” Then I realized that’s WHY he posted that part, too.
Hey, Brian. If you’re out there and you read this, lets make babies. After we fly kites and you play me a song on your guitar and after we have a romantic candlelit dinner, okay?
[totally making the 'call me' motion with my hand]
