Fight Back, OkCupiders!
OkStupid — By Jami on November 23, 2009 at 11:05 pm
So there’s this woman ok Okcupid, DarkDaughta – I don’t remember what struck me about her initially, but she writes in her journal like it’s a blog. I’m pretty sure it was some sort of clever blog entry she wrote, but I really don’t recall. Anyway, she comes up on my home screen regularly and her journal entry today left me feeling inspired and in stitches.
Enjoy:
Heh…
Nov. 21
(10:10:42 am)chrisnjackie:nice tits n i bet u got a juicy pussy too
(10:11:00 am)darkdaughta:Oh, not as juicy as your ass. Do you suck cock?
(10:11:22 am)chrisnjackie:no i eat pussy
(10:12:21 am)darkdaughta:Oh you’d be more useful to me if you sucked cock and could open your ass really wide. Have you ever been fisted?
(10:12:51 am)chrisnjackie:not at all have u
(10:13:15 am)darkdaughta:I’ve got a place for a new boy on the roster. You’d work six days a week servicing my male friends. I bet you your ass is virginal and tight. Like a nice rosebud.
(10:13:50 am)darkdaughta:I could open you myself. I’ve got a nice ten inch dil that would make you shudder and cry. There wouldn’t be much blood. You could wear a tampon for a day or two to fix that.
(10:14:09 am)darkdaughta:The pay isn’t good. But I could definitely use you.
(10:15:22 am)chrisnjackie:u r a sick woman
(10:15:49 am)darkdaughta:Thanks. Let me know if you ever want to have your ass violated by a train of hard bodied men. I can definitely hook you up.
unh…he didn’t respond. hmmm…i wonder what happened to him…
Brilliant! It ALMOST makes me want to turn on my instant messenger on OkCupid and see what kind of nutjobs I can toy with… I’m not that clever on my toes though, I don’t think. My first impulse is to be grossed out, then copy and paste for the blog (ha!) then spit back bullets. It had honestly never crossed my mind to try to one up them.
And because you’re wondering, here’s ChrisNJackie’s profile, though it seems as though Jackie isn’t in the picture anymore, so maybe it’s just Chris. Or, oh hell… I don’t know. Maybe he’s Jackie? And Chris is gone? Fuck it. I don’t do well with riddles.
And FYI, there were cock shots this morning but they’ve been deleted/removed. You can thank OkCupids FlagMod team for preventing me from making you click links to see them.
I want to see more of this. I want to get submissions like this. So… Yea… Play with the freaks a bit, okay? Don’t be so scared and shocked. Let’s be clever and have hilarious exchanges like this, okay? OKAY?
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I like that idea, although I haven’t gotten any freaks bothering me lately.
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Ha. I’d love to but nobody messages me.
*emo angst angst /wrist*
I love this idea, though!
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They don’t talk to me anymore!
My best (worst?) was a guy who said I’d get all googly-eyed if I looked at his pics or talked to him on Skype. After I did, and still chose my boyfriend over him, he did a 180 and was all bitter towards me. He would FIND ways of being the Devil’s advocate to anything I said. So whatever… I was supposed to leave my boyfriend, who I met within a week of joining OKC, for that guy? Um… no.
Luna_Dragon on OKC, for anyone who wants to start pointless arguments with me
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I once had an OK Cupid account, but not for dating. I thought it was primarily a test-taking site and wanted to save my test results hahaha (I was pretty naive at the time and had just turned 18). Anyway, I remember this one creepy old guy IMed me on there (he was mid to late 30s I think), even though there was nothing in my profile. I was basically a real asshole to him, but he was rather persistent and told me he wanted to take me on a date to some sort of sci-fi themed restaurant. When I got bored and started to ignore the IM conversation he sent me multiple desperate emails. I deleted the account after that.
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Hilarious!Freak Bacon gets made into Bacon Bits
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I think Jackie is his daughter. Always nice having your daughter part of your dating site name.
Also, nice teeth.
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Have you seen this site? http://nofirstdate.com/
Yeah, it’s a guy posing as a woman, but some of the stuff he does is pretty funny. The only downside is he only posts once a week, and he missed this week.
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Holy cheese on rice…
That site… well, now I have a new Monday night obsession.
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ROFL!!! I love it when people screw with peoples heads like that! lol
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I once was a regular chatter in IRC, and was constantly fighting off guys with “Yellow Fever”. After months of harassment, I decided that enough was enough. I started to tell guys (when they bothered me enough) that my biggest turn-on was “Pegging” (look it up on wikipedia if you do not know).
It’s amazing how the jerks seem to vanish when I would bring that up.
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I think ChrisnJackie is one person. Chris by day, Jackie by night
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