So there’s this woman ok Okcupid, DarkDaughta – I don’t remember what struck me about her initially, but she writes in her journal like it’s a blog. I’m pretty sure it was some sort of clever blog entry she wrote, but I really don’t recall. Anyway, she comes up on my home screen regularly and her journal entry today left me feeling inspired and in stitches.
Enjoy:
Heh…
Nov. 21
(10:10:42 am)chrisnjackie:nice tits n i bet u got a juicy pussy too
(10:11:00 am)darkdaughta:Oh, not as juicy as your ass. Do you suck cock?
(10:11:22 am)chrisnjackie:no i eat pussy
(10:12:21 am)darkdaughta:Oh you’d be more useful to me if you sucked cock and could open your ass really wide. Have you ever been fisted?
(10:12:51 am)chrisnjackie:not at all have u
(10:13:15 am)darkdaughta:I’ve got a place for a new boy on the roster. You’d work six days a week servicing my male friends. I bet you your ass is virginal and tight. Like a nice rosebud.
(10:13:50 am)darkdaughta:I could open you myself. I’ve got a nice ten inch dil that would make you shudder and cry. There wouldn’t be much blood. You could wear a tampon for a day or two to fix that.
(10:14:09 am)darkdaughta:The pay isn’t good. But I could definitely use you.
(10:15:22 am)chrisnjackie:u r a sick woman
(10:15:49 am)darkdaughta:Thanks. Let me know if you ever want to have your ass violated by a train of hard bodied men. I can definitely hook you up.
unh…he didn’t respond. hmmm…i wonder what happened to him…
Brilliant! It ALMOST makes me want to turn on my instant messenger on OkCupid and see what kind of nutjobs I can toy with… I’m not that clever on my toes though, I don’t think. My first impulse is to be grossed out, then copy and paste for the blog (ha!) then spit back bullets. It had honestly never crossed my mind to try to one up them.
And because you’re wondering, here’s ChrisNJackie’s profile, though it seems as though Jackie isn’t in the picture anymore, so maybe it’s just Chris. Or, oh hell… I don’t know. Maybe he’s Jackie? And Chris is gone? Fuck it. I don’t do well with riddles.
And FYI, there were cock shots this morning but they’ve been deleted/removed. You can thank OkCupids FlagMod team for preventing me from making you click links to see them.
I want to see more of this. I want to get submissions like this. So… Yea… Play with the freaks a bit, okay? Don’t be so scared and shocked. Let’s be clever and have hilarious exchanges like this, okay? OKAY?
