I realize that the folks that read this blog are some of the smartest snarkies out there and I had a thought…
What if you were given the chance to really run with your sarcasm? What if I were to place at your feet a total and complete Date Wreck with zero commentary and let you guys do all the funny business?
So… For your consumption, meet Jim.
I am horny, passionate, and multi-orgamic.
My Self-Summary
To me, there is just nothing in this world that compares to the sensation of pumping out a big creamy load of my sperm up inside some slippery, wet pussy! I’m always ready, willing and eager to stretch any woman’s pussy and fill her to overflowing with my cum!
What I’m doing with my life
Just trying to have a much fun as possible!
I’m really good at
Giving pleasure to women!
The first things people usually notice about me
My very open attitude regarding sex.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love to eat a nice slice of ‘fur pie’!
The six things I could never do without
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, and sex!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
SEX
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed fucking someone’s brains out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I wear a really nice, solid gold, cock ring just beneath the head of my penis.
You should message me if
You’d like to feel me spurt a big, warm, creamy load of my ooey-gooey, sperm-laden semen up inside that slippery wet vagina of yours!
The commenter with the most “thumbs up” will be invited to guest spot next week with either me or the Personals Critic, your choice.
Sounds like fun, no?
Alright, GO.
