Comments on: He thinks I’m an Employment Counselor

By: Limey6

Limey6 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:35:05 +0000

If you really want to have fun, be more subtle when you mess with them, it makes them nervous if there is the element of truch combined with slight crazyness. For instance, instead of saying your Pastor approves, you could say you Elders want to meet with him at the Temple before the ceremony. This will scare off quite a few. You should already have at least four kids, and be proposing a few more, that will get rid of soem more. Perhaps a crazy ex in there somewhere will make it a little more real. Then you should mention your ‘condition’. Anyone left with any interest after that will not be bound by distance, it just depends how far they can get before the men in white coats catch up.

By: Tennessee

Tennessee — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:16:49 +0000

Haha, I grew up in Westland, MI! Lord have mercy…

By: David

David — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:17:27 +0000

I would bet he is still unemployed wannabe who lives with his mom and spends his time online.

I mean, it’s easy to convince someone from a dating site to find you a job, right?

Idiot.

By: Jolene

Jolene — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:20:09 +0000

There’s nothing wrong with cutting your own hair. D: Well, if you do it right. XD

By: Emily

Emily — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:48:00 +0000

That is, quite possibly, the most insane thing I’ve heard today.

We don’t invite The Insane into our homes, child. We shut them up by saying words like “restraining order”.