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	<title>Comments on: I think suicide is a fine option&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: Workshy Joe</title>
		<link>http://datewrecks.com/2009/11/i-think-suicide-is-a-fine-option/comment-page-1/#comment-16465</link>
		<dc:creator>Workshy Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 19:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Arrghhhh!

I just scrolled up and clicked on the link. My eyes. My eyes!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Arrghhhh!</p>
<p>I just scrolled up and clicked on the link. My eyes. My eyes!</p>
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		<title>By: Workshy Joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Workshy Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 19:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I honestly missed the jism there. My eyesight must be failing me. I&#039;ll have to go back and have another...no, on second thoughts, maybe not.

The scary thing is, he might actually have got some responses if it wasn&#039;t for the shirtless pics, the hard-on, the jizz and the Adult Friendfinder reference.

If you want to get laid from internet personals, its a sad fact that being direct and saying &quot;Ohhh...I just want to schtup a woman sooo badly&quot; is pretty much a guarantee that you won&#039;t.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I honestly missed the jism there. My eyesight must be failing me. I&#8217;ll have to go back and have another&#8230;no, on second thoughts, maybe not.</p>
<p>The scary thing is, he might actually have got some responses if it wasn&#8217;t for the shirtless pics, the hard-on, the jizz and the Adult Friendfinder reference.</p>
<p>If you want to get laid from internet personals, its a sad fact that being direct and saying &#8220;Ohhh&#8230;I just want to schtup a woman sooo badly&#8221; is pretty much a guarantee that you won&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>By: Johnny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johnny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I find nothing at all irritating about what you write... Oh no, wait... It&#039;s JAMI not JAMIE! Damnit! And you&#039;re so smart otherwise...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find nothing at all irritating about what you write&#8230; Oh no, wait&#8230; It&#8217;s JAMI not JAMIE! Damnit! And you&#8217;re so smart otherwise&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: avabombardher</title>
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		<dc:creator>avabombardher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just ate dinner and now I wish I wouldn&#039;t have. I think I may very well vomit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just ate dinner and now I wish I wouldn&#8217;t have. I think I may very well vomit.</p>
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		<title>By: Three</title>
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		<dc:creator>Three</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 11:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate when my camera accidentally goes off after I&#039;ve jizzed on myself. It&#039;s like Allen Funt has possessed my camera. What a trickster!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate when my camera accidentally goes off after I&#8217;ve jizzed on myself. It&#8217;s like Allen Funt has possessed my camera. What a trickster!</p>
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