Those are the two rooms I can say, almost without any hesitation, you should NOT take your dating personal picture in. The bathroom, of course, because nobody wants to see your spotty mirror or your tacky shower curtain or, bless US, your toilet while conjuring up images of a first meeting with you.
But your kitchen is surprisingly intimate, folks. Think about it… You have a very special way of arranging things in your kitchen. There’s one particular spot I prefer to keep my tin of coffee and my french press in — if it is moved from that spot, I’ll either get a bit cranky or I will LITERALLY not even see the coffee pot. No lie. And really, what does it tell us about you when your picture is in your kitchen? Your living room is a mess? Your dad is asleep in the recliner in the living room, right? You still sleep in a twin bed, so that eliminates your bedroom as possible at-home photo opportunity. Hrm.
Well, I guess kitchen it is… All I can say for our friend Fabfourguy, is that AT LEAST he’s not in the bathroom. That would be far worse.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet fabfourguy… I am not quite clear on what he’s got “four” of, but I’m going to wager it’s four tubs of butter. I can see three in this picture, surely he’s got one on his farm style kitchen table, right? Maybe he buys them in bulk from Costco — I admire a man who is good with his money.
I want to come up with a nickname for his guy that fits him better than fabfourguy… I think Larry works well, don’t you? Larry, we need to talk about your carb consumption. That’s a LOT of bread back there.
And my grandma called – she wants her mini-mason jar salt and pepper shakers back. She know she said you could have them, but she misses them. They just work really well. Please send them home.
Also, she said to stop touching the oven like that. It’s inappropriate.
Oh, Larry… My grandma said she was looking for her porcelain doodads — have you seen her hand painted pitchers and knicknacks?
Hey, Larry, why do you have curtains in your kitchen? I’m curious because, for me, the only thing I do in my kitchen is cook, wash dishes, sometimes I eat things in front of the fridge with the door open… But there isn’t anything that I do in my kitchen that I would weary about having the neighbors see.
But I do love what you’ve done with that industrial grade runner… Did you get that at Costco, too?
