New weekly series!
Fuck The What Fridays
Every Friday I will post the Date Wreckiest photo submission that I have received from the week’s submissions.
I want to include an actual line from their personal ad (with a link) and a clever one-liner to properly dress the wreck.
If you’ve got a funny tagline for it, include it, otherwise I’ll run it through my wit-mo-tron and come up with something clever muhsef.
Email them to me by clicking this har link.
Something like these:
You should message me if you like nudity, exhibition, originality, nude pics, ….and some fantasms
Uhm, where’s the beef?
Or how about this little doozie:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here: I have a strong physical attraction to women who look like Eleanor Roosevelt?
Uhm, thanks for the flowers dad. Now put your pants on and leave my apartment, I’m trying to have a date.
They don’t have to be old naked dudes, but clearly, I’ve been on an old person kick this week, why not ride the waves of ageism all the way through to Saturday, right?
Send your submissions my way by clicking this har link or you can just use the contact form, twitter, facebook or whatever other method you fancy.
Sound good? Ok.
Also, if you want to design a cool header for this series, gimme a shout.
See you next Friday.
