So, here’s my life lesson for you guys today –

Ask for shit you need. People who love you will help you make things happen.

The other day, I posted on my facebook,

i need someone who wants to give me a $200 investment towards shirts for date wrecks. my printer is running a super special. somebody. c’mon.

I didn’t really get much of a response, other than my sister’s sympathies… But then!

What’s that?! A bird? A plane? No, douche bags. It was a friend sending me money.

Seriously. Not a HUGE amount of money, mind you, but more than I’ve got… And sweet baby jebus, I am so grateful! It just so happens to be juuuust the right amount of money to get a heap of Date Wrecks shirts printed!

[cue Jami doing the running man]

[now the sprinkler]

[...the dip?] Ok, that’s enough dancing.

[Jami smooths her hair]

So…

I want your input on what kinds of shirts you’d buy.

I’m going to order three different designs. The shirts will be black and basic, the screen printing will be white.

While I love the “It’s not me, it’s you” shirts (and have two of them), I’d like to come up with something a bit… snarkier this time.

I really would like to do a “KYITN” shirt.

I think a “Must Like Lizards” shirt would be super cool…

I want to hear your ideas!

My screen printer, Scrappy Music, is running a special this month, so I want to try to capitalize on this special before the end of the month. This would also mean that I’d have shirts just in time for Holiday gifting!

Wouldn’t you LOVE to get a Date Wrecks shirt in your stocking? Dang. I sure would.

So post your phrase or whatever in the comments. It’s feasible I can do some illustrations, too – I mean, shit I’m a graphic designer for cryin’ out loud! But give me your ideas! I don’t want to come up with something that I think is brilliant but that you won’t buy, right?

HELP!

Retweet, post on your facebook, blah de blah blah.

By the way, I’m going to lower the prices, too… Buying in bulk is going to save everybody money. Yay!