Just In Time For Christmukwanzakuh! Shirts Are Ordered!
Other Stuff — By Jami on November 30, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Ah, the holidays. Nobody wants to be alone during the holidays. What better way to attract a two- or four- rated partner than to buy yourself or your loved ones a Date Wrecks tshirt!? Even if you’re super ugly, uninteresting, or creepy, the object of your opposite sex affection will hardly be able to keep their webbed fingers off you! Just look how attractive these two folks look:
All shirts are printed on a modern jersey knit and will be black with a professional white screen print by Scrappy Music. When I get the shirts, I will shove ‘em into envelopes and put them in the mail to you ASAP.
We’ve got THREE designs this time to choose from! [ cue the oooohs and aaaaahs]
Up first is Stephen’s favorite, the KYITN edition.
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Everybody loves Freak Bacon, right?
Wear it. Own it. Just don’t eat it.
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And by popular demand, the remedy for all those cock burns in your brains, Date Wrecks Brand Brain Bleach.
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If you’ve got any questions or concerns, email me and I will help you out. If you don’t have Paypal, sorry, you won’t be able to order a shirt at this time. Eventually, I’ll be able to accept other forms of payment, but right now, I’m only going to be accepting Paypal.
What are you waiting for?? Go.buy.a.freakin.shirt.and.spread.the.Date.Wrecks.joy. Dangit.
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Are these designs on the back or the front?
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The front.
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Freak Bacon! Yum!
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The Freak Bacon shirt made me laugh out loud. Seriously, I LOL’d.
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Aw man the “brain bleach” should have been eye bleach lol
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