I think I should see if I could set up a “Donate Now” button for an adult literacy program. And sure, okay… It’s POSSIBLE that his last name is actually Sposter. But, seriously, that title makes my body quake with the giggles.
sposter1
39 / M / straight / Single
New Port Richey, Florida (393 miles)
I am funny, romantic, and trustworthy.
My Self-Summary
iam funloving single romantic trustworthy 38 white guy 6ft greyishdarkbrownlong hair blueyes 250 pounds a christian iam a god fearing man
What I’m doing with my life
iam just waiting 4 the good women to come along iam not picky!! she must be funny cute sxy sweet!!
I’m really good at
singing i could been a 80s rock star!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile my blueyes my laugh!!! my kindness!!!!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
biographies horror movies action adventure comedy!!!!! rock&roll country oldies elvis rocks!!! chinese food mexican italian subway!!! kfc
The six things I could never do without
my pc music my niece alexis 7 she is like my daughter !!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
love failed relationships lonliness!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
playing with my niece alexis watching tv
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i love to kiss in public!!! ive had sex in public too in the woods in the car!!!!
You should message me if
ur romantic single a good cook lol!!!! sxy smell good nice smile arent a afraid to show affection in public hold hands!!!! enjoy life to its fullest adventerous!!! if ur a good cook love to laugh are passionate kinky sometimes a true romantic sensual adventerous!!!
This guy lists himself as having children, but doesn’t mention them anywhere in the profile. He does, however, mention his adoration for his sweet Alexis, multiple times. Does anybody else find that terribly creepy? Especially when, immediately after mentioning her, he talks about having sex in the woods?
Fucking ew.
And LAWD, the spelling mistakes. greyishdarkbrownlong hair blueyes? Blue yes? Sounds like a helluva band name.
He sure is an excited guy though, isn’t he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
