Totally squicked out.

Squicked out. It’s a phrase. It’s like… EW. Just EW EW EW.

And not by a cock picture (thank god) or some leacherous dude propositioning me.

I’m squicked out by this dude’s floor (and his couch).

Valerie sent these in with this message:

At first glance, his profile reads like a socially inept but basically harmless nerd, likely into Renaissance Faires with a fetish for 20 sided dice. He alsoÃ‚ probably fails all of his English classes at Moorpark College: “I claim my parent’s were breading for hairy people and they succeed.” (Really? Amazing.)

And then I got to his photos. Dude’s photo gallery looks like a serial killer/rapist buffet. I’m just a little sad there isn’t a topless bathroom offering to complete the set, although, given the state of this guy’s living room, I shudder to imagine the wonder his bathroom must be. However, I must admit that I’m mightily impressed by his uber l33t photoshop skills. I mean man, I’ve never seen anyone slap together an evil twin pic like that so seamlessly.Ã‚ Ã‚ Ã‚ :/

So, I thought I’d share the wonder. Because I’m certain the brilliant mind behind Datewrecks will appreciate the full glory of this wreck.

Johnnyobinome

22 / M / straight / Single

My Self-Summary

I am me. A bipedal male of the Homo Erectus species. I am currently attending Moorpark College. I want to be an engineer but right now am working on getting a welding certificate. I’m culturally Jewish but am not that observant. I like taking things apart to see how they work, although usually I can’t put them back together. I like singing lines from a song that a current conversation made me remember or a reference from something else. Hats, I like hats alot. Any type: Bollers, Durbies, Top hats, Fedoras, snap brims, porkpies. I don’t particularly like shoes. I like the rain and walking barefoot through it.

What I’m doing with my life

I am going to school at Moorpark College. I want to have a job in Industrial design. I like building with Lego’s and making medieval siege weapons

I’m really good at

I’m really good at giving unhelpful suggestions. robing a bank because you’re low on money, killing people because they’re annoying, offering to cause someone pain so they wont notice the other pain they have, things like that.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

The first thing people usually notice about me is my lack of footwear and that I always wear shorts. I guess they also notice I’m what people call fuzzy. I claim my parent’s were breading for hairy people and they succeed.

The six things I could never do without

Air, Water, Food, My glasses (without them I’m helpless), a scifi/fantasy book, something to work on with my hands(ie. chainmail), and you(I like cheesy pickup lines and that seemed the perfect time to use one)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to build a trebuchet (type of catapult) that i can also take apart and put in the back of a van to transport. Eventually I’ll build it then i will stop thinking about it.

On a typical Friday night I am

reading fantasy or playing video games (a very exciting night you can tell)

You should message me if

You should message me if you want to? don’t message me if you don’t want to.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit: I am not a super TIDY person. But I’m also not a DIRTY person. I have clutter. Occasionally, I’ll leave a cup in my room. I have too much stuff. It’s cluttered. But this… This makes me twitchy.

And did he just use “homo erectus” in his opening line, but NOT as a sexually-laced inneuendo? I’m almost disappointed in that!

RE: The What I’m Good At section — So you’re that annoying guy who always has something to say but really has nothing to contribute? AWESOME. Can’t WAIT to have you around during my next crisis to NOT help me out and totally get on my nerves.

I’m really kind of afraid that this guy HAS a van… With a trebuchet in the back.