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Other Stuff — By Jami on November 19, 2009 at 1:51 am
I loathe Plenty of Fish.
It’s not just because the website looks like it was developed by a prepubescent coder. It’s not just because it has some of the freakiest and weirdest daters you might ever find. It’s also because I can’t figure out a nice format to post them on my blog. It’s like, “Oh, yes. So we’ve got a fucking table that when I c&p messing up the coding. Mmhmm. And then we’ve got one GIANT paragraph of verbal diarreah. Mmhmm, yes. And Oh, right, really fucking unbelieveable pictures.”
I hate POF.
a haiku by Jami
Plenty of Fish blows
And not like a cool blow fish
All the coders cry.
Here’s a classic example of horrible pictures aligned with some text that just ain’t all that bad. I mean, if by “ain’t all that bad” we’re saying that it’s okay to list random quotes and stupid fucking animated smiley gifs. I had to cut her profile back a bit. It was kind of unbelievably long and annoying. But really, who cares what the words say because HOLY FUCKING HELL — the pictures.
These are the pictures you find ok Plenty of Fish. If you are on Plenty of Fish right now, I want to KYITN.
Michaelann :
You had me at hello
Live, L
I enjoy photography,watching movies & TV, ice-skating, computer & video games, cooking,dancing, swimming, reading & cycling. I’m also a writer & design freeware screensavers, as a hobby.
Good luck to you all & happy
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COOL QUOTES & SAYINGS -
As Barry Cornwall (19th century British poet & dramatist) was quoted as saying “Most writers steal a good thing when they can”.
Most of these are from fellow POFers, some off the internet. I have quoted the source, where possible.Location is a matter of geography, distance ~ a matter of the heart.
I’m more than aware that geography can hinder some situations, but it’s important to remember:
my feet are not nailed to the floor here.
“Some of the greatest things in life are unseen, that’s why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream.”
There is a movie line that I think of sometimes, and wonder how many people have felt it: “I missed you
before I even met you.” I think it happens for some.
Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
“Life gives you a thousand chances ~ all you have to do is take one.”
It’s my mission to be a good person because it’s the right thing to do. – verygreeneyezLife is too short to date d*ckheads. – (from a post by ladyc4) ROFLMFAO!!
Do not love a person for their appearance, the clothes they wear, the car they drive… love them because
they sing a song only your heart can hear – *Cowboy*“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door, that we do
not see the door that has been opened for us.-Helen KellerThe hardest thing to learn in life, is which bridge to cross and which, to burn.
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you
did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” ~Mark Twain – .MacGyverRIquote from JFK: Every person CAN make a difference. And everyone should try.
Regret is worse than rejection. Rejection heals but regret sticks with you. The fear of the unknown is
worse than the 50/50 chance of rejection. Think about it… If you never ask then there is a 100% chance
you wont be rejected. But, there is also a 100% chance of missing that opportunity. At least the other
way you have better odds In My Opinion at least. – from a post by ~DREAMS~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
And btw, for all those who wonder if I am a glass 1/2 full kind-of girl: Rather than descend into a philosophical
arguement on the subject, I would much rather raise said glass in a toast:
Here’s to everyone, starting with us.
(And btw, from both a logical & a mathematical point of view, it’s BOTH!) If it’s 1/2 FUll, then the other half,
is going to be empty!
Well thanks for the lesson in logic and mafs, friend. Might I interest you in a lesson on brassieres and age-appropriate shirts? Actually, no… I take it back. There is never an age where that white titty-sack would be appropriate. Unless you’re a crossdresser…
Then it’s okay.
But really, probably only on Plenty of Fish.
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17 Comments
I find PoF to be irritating. I didn’t last there long. Guys twice my age kept messaging me. Thanks, but no thanks.
Yeah, those pics are awful. She could do a lot better. She belongs on What Not To Wear.
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I think POF is worse than okcupid for the weirdos. POF just seems kinda “rinky-dink” for a dating site.
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Did she just quote Mark Twain via MacGyver? I don’t care for Twain and even I feel sorry for him for that.
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And I’m stupid if that’s some PoF-er’s screen name (sorry). But I think we’ve been over the “quoting other people on dating sites is stupid” bit before as well. Though at least she’s trying to cite sources.
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I was on POF for exactly one day. I received so many messages that I couldn’t answer them, and they were all from people even I would be nervous to meet on the street. I was asked if I’d like to take part in an interracial gang bang with a bisexual man. I was asked if I’d like a job in “Big Girl Porn”. I was asked if I’d like to be a man’s 3rd wife.
When a man from my city wrote to tell me he was sure he recognized me, and would like to go out, I was finally relieved. But when the topic turned to how attracted he was to me because I looked like his late wife…or his wife that be “believed” to be deceased, because she had vanished….and that he had been a “person of interest” in her case, but that he was “sure they figured it all out by now”….I got the hell out of there.
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OK I’ll have the POF argument another day when I have more time. I’m stuck on this gal saying she’s SHY … eek. Perhaps a bit MORE shy would have prevented her from posting those pics. And what’s with the My Little Pony hair?
Ye Gods.
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I’d like her hair if it was on someone else.
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How can she run (or jump or dance) without knocking herself out?
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I’d comment but I’m going to be busy trying on all my bras to make double damn sure I deny the same gravity that she is experiencing.
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One should never take fashion tips from Britney Spears *shudder*
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Titty-sack – BWAH!
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POF is the myspace of dating sites.
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Her feet are not nailed to the floor, her breasts are!
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PC did you take those pictures? That tree looks awfully familiar…
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I just want to know what her screensavers look like.
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Okay, I could almost let the dreadful fashion sense slide. I see worse than that shopping at my local Wal-mart on any given week. But, Sweet Corn-shucking Christ, the quotes!
“Don’t love a person for their appearance, the clothes they wear, the car they drive…Love them because they sing a song only your heart can hear” This is exactly the kind of meaningless bullshit, trying desperately to pass itself off as being deep and profound, that makes me want to hunt down *Cowboy*, just so I can slap him. Hard. Repeatedly. Maybe kick him in the nuts.
Then there’s this: “from both a logical and mathematical point of view, it’s BOTH! If it’s half full, then the other half is going to be half empty!” Yep. Some things are left unsaid, because it makes you sound like such a freakin’ idiot when you say them. It’s also logical and mathematical, that 100% odds, are better than 50/50.
Ah, the wit and wisdom that is PoF.
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I can’t help but feel sorry for this woman. But how do you not notice that your boobs are hanging that low?
“Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
She must have to hold them up with her arms when putting belts on. Her pubis probably has bruises. Spin her around fast when dancing, and you’ll club everyone within a six foot radius in the neck with flying teat missiles. She could forego using a brown paper bag to pack her lunch and just carry two sandwiches and a banana around all day with those knockers.
She’s like a modern-day Venus of Willendorf, with a peroxided ‘do on top.
I bet she also keeps a Readers’ Digest “Quotable Quotes” booklet in the can, which she places on her lap to keep her nipples from falling into the toilet bowl.
She probably uses them as a cozy muffler when the weather gets brisk.
o_O
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