I loathe Plenty of Fish.
It’s not just because the website looks like it was developed by a prepubescent coder. It’s not just because it has some of the freakiest and weirdest daters you might ever find. It’s also because I can’t figure out a nice format to post them on my blog. It’s like, “Oh, yes. So we’ve got a fucking table that when I c&p messing up the coding. Mmhmm. And then we’ve got one GIANT paragraph of verbal diarreah. Mmhmm, yes. And Oh, right, really fucking unbelieveable pictures.”
I hate POF.
a haiku by Jami
Plenty of Fish blows
And not like a cool blow fish
All the coders cry.
Here’s a classic example of horrible pictures aligned with some text that just ain’t all that bad. I mean, if by “ain’t all that bad” we’re saying that it’s okay to list random quotes and stupid fucking animated smiley gifs. I had to cut her profile back a bit. It was kind of unbelievably long and annoying. But really, who cares what the words say because HOLY FUCKING HELL — the pictures.
These are the pictures you find ok Plenty of Fish. If you are on Plenty of Fish right now, I want to KYITN.
Michaelann :
You had me at hello
Live, L
I enjoy photography,watching movies & TV, ice-skating, computer & video games, cooking,dancing, swimming, reading & cycling. I’m also a writer & design freeware screensavers, as a hobby.
Good luck to you all & happy
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COOL QUOTES & SAYINGS -
As Barry Cornwall (19th century British poet & dramatist) was quoted as saying “Most writers steal a good thing when they can”.
Most of these are from fellow POFers, some off the internet. I have quoted the source, where possible.Location is a matter of geography, distance ~ a matter of the heart.
I’m more than aware that geography can hinder some situations, but it’s important to remember:
my feet are not nailed to the floor here.
“Some of the greatest things in life are unseen, that’s why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream.”
There is a movie line that I think of sometimes, and wonder how many people have felt it: “I missed you
before I even met you.” I think it happens for some.
Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
“Life gives you a thousand chances ~ all you have to do is take one.”
It’s my mission to be a good person because it’s the right thing to do. – verygreeneyezLife is too short to date d*ckheads. – (from a post by ladyc4) ROFLMFAO!!
Do not love a person for their appearance, the clothes they wear, the car they drive… love them because
they sing a song only your heart can hear – *Cowboy*“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door, that we do
not see the door that has been opened for us.-Helen KellerThe hardest thing to learn in life, is which bridge to cross and which, to burn.
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you
did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” ~Mark Twain – .MacGyverRIquote from JFK: Every person CAN make a difference. And everyone should try.
Regret is worse than rejection. Rejection heals but regret sticks with you. The fear of the unknown is
worse than the 50/50 chance of rejection. Think about it… If you never ask then there is a 100% chance
you wont be rejected. But, there is also a 100% chance of missing that opportunity. At least the other
way you have better odds In My Opinion at least. – from a post by ~DREAMS~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
And btw, for all those who wonder if I am a glass 1/2 full kind-of girl: Rather than descend into a philosophical
arguement on the subject, I would much rather raise said glass in a toast:
Here’s to everyone, starting with us.
(And btw, from both a logical & a mathematical point of view, it’s BOTH!) If it’s 1/2 FUll, then the other half,
is going to be empty!
Well thanks for the lesson in logic and mafs, friend. Might I interest you in a lesson on brassieres and age-appropriate shirts? Actually, no… I take it back. There is never an age where that white titty-sack would be appropriate. Unless you’re a crossdresser…
Then it’s okay.
But really, probably only on Plenty of Fish.
