Comments on: Wanted: Bra http://datewrecks.com/2009/11/wanted-bra/ The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Sat, 07 May 2011 02:45:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Lorelei Lee http://datewrecks.com/2009/11/wanted-bra/comment-page-1/#comment-5648 Lorelei Lee Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:28:30 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3855#comment-5648 I can't help but feel sorry for this woman. But how do you not notice that your boobs are hanging that low? "Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?" She must have to hold them up with her arms when putting belts on. Her pubis probably has bruises. Spin her around fast when dancing, and you'll club everyone within a six foot radius in the neck with flying teat missiles. She could forego using a brown paper bag to pack her lunch and just carry two sandwiches and a banana around all day with those knockers. She's like a modern-day Venus of Willendorf, with a peroxided 'do on top. I bet she also keeps a Readers' Digest "Quotable Quotes" booklet in the can, which she places on her lap to keep her nipples from falling into the toilet bowl. She probably uses them as a cozy muffler when the weather gets brisk. o_O I can’t help but feel sorry for this woman. But how do you not notice that your boobs are hanging that low?

“Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

She must have to hold them up with her arms when putting belts on. Her pubis probably has bruises. Spin her around fast when dancing, and you’ll club everyone within a six foot radius in the neck with flying teat missiles. She could forego using a brown paper bag to pack her lunch and just carry two sandwiches and a banana around all day with those knockers.

She’s like a modern-day Venus of Willendorf, with a peroxided ‘do on top.

I bet she also keeps a Readers’ Digest “Quotable Quotes” booklet in the can, which she places on her lap to keep her nipples from falling into the toilet bowl.

She probably uses them as a cozy muffler when the weather gets brisk.

o_O

]]> By: lunaburning http://datewrecks.com/2009/11/wanted-bra/comment-page-1/#comment-5629 lunaburning Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:13:15 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3855#comment-5629 Okay, I could almost let the dreadful fashion sense slide. I see worse than that shopping at my local Wal-mart on any given week. But, Sweet Corn-shucking Christ, the quotes! "Don't love a person for their appearance, the clothes they wear, the car they drive...Love them because they sing a song only your heart can hear" This is exactly the kind of meaningless bullshit, trying desperately to pass itself off as being deep and profound, that makes me want to hunt down *Cowboy*, just so I can slap him. Hard. Repeatedly. Maybe kick him in the nuts. Then there's this: "from both a logical and mathematical point of view, it's BOTH! If it's half full, then the other half is going to be half empty!" Yep. Some things are left unsaid, because it makes you sound like such a freakin' idiot when you say them. It's also logical and mathematical, that 100% odds, are better than 50/50. Ah, the wit and wisdom that is PoF. Okay, I could almost let the dreadful fashion sense slide. I see worse than that shopping at my local Wal-mart on any given week. But, Sweet Corn-shucking Christ, the quotes!
“Don’t love a person for their appearance, the clothes they wear, the car they drive…Love them because they sing a song only your heart can hear” This is exactly the kind of meaningless bullshit, trying desperately to pass itself off as being deep and profound, that makes me want to hunt down *Cowboy*, just so I can slap him. Hard. Repeatedly. Maybe kick him in the nuts.
Then there’s this: “from both a logical and mathematical point of view, it’s BOTH! If it’s half full, then the other half is going to be half empty!” Yep. Some things are left unsaid, because it makes you sound like such a freakin’ idiot when you say them. It’s also logical and mathematical, that 100% odds, are better than 50/50.
Ah, the wit and wisdom that is PoF.

]]> By: Adrienne http://datewrecks.com/2009/11/wanted-bra/comment-page-1/#comment-5627 Adrienne Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:48:29 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3855#comment-5627 I just want to know what her screensavers look like. I just want to know what her screensavers look like.

]]> By: PCs Kato http://datewrecks.com/2009/11/wanted-bra/comment-page-1/#comment-5625 PCs Kato Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:12:14 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3855#comment-5625 PC did you take those pictures? That tree looks awfully familiar... PC did you take those pictures? That tree looks awfully familiar…

]]> By: Limey6 http://datewrecks.com/2009/11/wanted-bra/comment-page-1/#comment-5619 Limey6 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:38:58 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=3855#comment-5619 Her feet are not nailed to the floor, her breasts are! Her feet are not nailed to the floor, her breasts are!

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