rocyahsoul

34 / M / straight / Single

Troy, Vermont (1000 miles)

I am vegetarian, kind, and intellectual.

My Self-Summary

I’m Daniel Vincent Kelley. You can find me on facebook with that, I invite all friend requests.

I’m into researching vital facts regarding this environment, a drift in space on this ginormous ball of finely atmosphered, thinly crusted, molten magma.

I know how long it’s been since the big bang (14 billion years). I know where in the universe gold is formed (super novas). I know what is the pinnacle of sustainable agricultural production facility (Raised Field Agriculture). I know a few cures for any virus or bacteria including aids, those being mild long sustained electrical shock, oxidative medicine, colloidal silver, robust neem oil regimen… I am an information tracking guru with a tendency toward the vastly important.

Incidently I have not had sex for more than 2 years and was tested negative for HIV shortly after my last experience

A couple years ago I completely eliminated the body odor that onset after puberty by drinking a tad of oxyclean mixed to two gallons of water over a few days. Then I went months without a shower smelling sunshine fresh and verifying such when several of my friends stuck their nose in my pits in disbelief. I stopped wearing deodorant about a decade ago when I read antiperspirant is toxic, causes cancer (breast cancer especially) and self realized holding perspiration in your body is inhibitory to cleaning your insides, your lymph nodes particularly.

These days I shower as often as the government is able to poison my food, which is usually about once a week. I’ve been off oxyclean for inner cleaning since that one time I got my pits sunshine fresh. These days I mix baking soda with iodine in water if I’ve eaten something foul. I know a few other absolute cures that easily eradicate any bacteria or virus. Feel free to email me if you’re interested.

I started writing my autobiography – message me if you care to read some of my life experience, k?

My hopes for a relationship

Ultimately I want to find a life mate. Someone to go the distance with. I’ve long since abandoned jealousy and wish to be one of many who entertains this elusive lady who may ever become my mate for life.

I’ve been intimately involved with more than 30 women. I’ve dated women who were shocked and taken back by this knowledge. I feel like few of those relationships were at all taken seriously by my then partners. I’ve been greatly disappointed by not having been given a chance by so many. In every relationship I’ve engaged it was my full intent to be life long friends and hopefully lovers with the other party. I’ve never initiated relationships with the intent to pump and dump. Having experienced it so much I feel like a piece of meat for callous women’s play.

I’ve not been in as intense a relationship since the 3 years I spent with my high school sweetheart. I want to better the physical intensity of that relationship and more importantly share the best friendship with you (appropriate when you’ve found this profile), share interests as fitness, share views as the supreme importance of securing direct democratic command of policy, share tastes as veges, share joy and laughter and life.

What I’m doing with my life

I hike, skateboard, build wind turbines, shampoo carpets, repair computers, write poetry, research, write policy analysis, tax resist.

I’m building a magnet motor. So far this has involved casting liquid plastic around the shape of my magnets. Now I’m casting rubber in the shape of the magnets by the plastic mold. Soon I’ll arrange the rubber faux magnets in the appropriate configuration then pour liquid plastic around them and finally place the real magnets and a bearing.

I’m also working on a wind turbine. I’m converting a Stirling Engine into a Stirling Engine Electrical Generator. I produce a few songs most weeks. I’m writing my autobiography. And I’ve been making music videos for my songs to post to youtube.com/danielvincentkelley , which has involved a bit of graphics work I’ve done recently.

I’m really good at

Learning safely. I’ve learned to jump into half pipes in rollerblades, kick flip on a skateboard, j hop on a bike, I’ve defended myself on numerous occasions against men with knives. I patch together bits of Thai boxing, kung fu, jeet kun do and jiu jitsu to issue self defense by which I flee from no bully and have knocked out many. Don’t take this wrong, in the company of a lady I would do my all to not be involved in violence. I’ve taken up the cause of friends who were robbed from at knife point. I’ve taken the place of a highschool kid in a fight against a hardened criminal gang member who insisted the only way he wasn’t going to fight the highschool kid was if he fought me. I don’t react physically until a person who is a real threat has physically violated me or someone I owe protection from physical harm. So I guess you might say I’m really good at quantifying threat and issuing peace by knockout. I’m also good at verbal resolve where physical violation has yet occurred. Other stuff I’m good at: Vegetarian Nutrition, (Guarantee her finish) Cunnilingus, Cleaning (floors, bathrooms, windows, dishes, I have a power brush, a brush on a long handle and a carpet steam cleaner), fumigation, Vegetarian Cheffing, Internet Research, Writing, Webdesign, Graphic design, PC repair, Sequencing Breakbeat music, oxidative medicine, iodinative medicine, curing cancer, curing Hep C, curing supposed incurable diseases, healing complicated fractures, building ozonators, water alkalizers, hydrogen fuel cells and wind turbines, bicycle repair, conversation, massage.

The first things people usually notice about me

I speak authoritatively on whatever subject I broached in initiating the conversation. If, more so rarely, someone initiates a conversation with me, I strive to assist with what I’m prepared.

As for why it’s more rare people initiate conversation with me: I more often initiate conversation because I’m very outgoing and confident. I talk to strangers often on public transportation, in parks, at the library and where ever my day has found me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I like breakbeat music as I like to breakdance which was a fitness activity for me for many years. Watching TV I choose documentaries, discovery channel, history channel, architecture documentaries, wildlife documentary, survival documentary and mixed martial arts competitions. I’ve never had a strong interest in fiction. I read what I’ve chosen to study, which I usually find online. I read medical university studies, physics lessons, astronomy, nutrition, farming methods, medical studies, alternative news sources… I read the regular news too, which though I recognize as junk news and propaganda. I’ve read most of the bible, some of the more interesting parts a few times and in varying translations. I’ve come to recognize the bible as a mix of ancient legal text, historical record, medical instruction and myth.

The six things I could never do without

Food, water, air, people, more food and water.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I don’t spend too much time thinking about any one thing. There’s quite a bit here to consider, so I feel to focus on a single aspect of this environment would rob me of my commanding understanding.

On a typical Friday night I am

Friday’s are usually not much different than every other day of the week for me. I might call a friend, chat, check my email, read some news, I’m usually in bed early. This has been since y2k. Before that I would goto clubs on Friday nights or otherwise party with friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My butt hole is pink. This is due my performing enema twice a week on a sustained basis. There was a time when my butt was more so dingy. My poo is firm yellow and smells like fruit. I attribute this to my excellent intestinal health which is due both my eating vegetarian and cleansing my insides with ozonated olive oil. When it first turned yellow I was worried, so I looked it up and found out that’s the color poo is SUPPOSED to be. I also found out yellow is the color of baby poo because their intestines have yet to be fouled with years of toxins and disease.

There’s not much you would have to win my confidence to get out of me. I have a picture of my smooth pink ball sack as the logo for one of my websites (uv4genitals dot org). I recognize the present surveillance state has robbed all of us of any semblance of privacy. You are all free to let big brother peer into your bathroom by thermal imaging satellite.

You should message me if

I warmly welcome all comments and inquiry.

I….

I just don’t even know where to start. I think I’m going to have to bullet point the parts that… Um… I… I just… Woah. Strange man, here guys…. Super strange man.

• Props to all of you who friend him on Facebook.
• He knows how to cure aids
• Best sentence ever: “Incidently I have not had sex for more than 2 years.” REALLY. You DON’T say? The ladies aren’t beating your door down?? I’m SHOCKED.
• Dude drank OXYCLEAN. Billy Mays! God rest his soul.
• I WANT TO READ HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. Well, I really just want you to send it to me on a day when I’m feeling really shitty about my life. Ground me, friends. Pull me back down to earth. “C’mon, Jami. It’s not that bad! At least you’re not self-medicating your BO with laundry soap.
• Define, “intimately involved.” Because gargling with a woman’s pee water doesn’t make you intimately involved. ESPECIALLY if she doesn’t know about it. (Even if it cures your cancer).
• Dude said “pump and dump.” I think I might cry. Then follows it up by fondly remembering his high school sweetheart? That’s not going to be an awkward high school reunion.
• He has a YouTube video channel where I just spent the better part of a fifteen minutes making a “huh?” face… My two favorites: underwear lint and swine flu prevention, including nearly TWO minutes of him sticking q-tips up (and DEEP into) his nose and more than three minutes of him taking a bath. What the holy fuck, dude?
• Of course, he had to toss in there that he’s good at cunnilingus. Thanks, Captain. I’m good.
• In bed early, since Y2K… Seriously. Really? Y2K?
• He… He…. I mean… It’s totally NOT hot that he gives himself enemas to make his ass pucker rosy. And firm yellow poop? Are you shitting out bananas, crazy man?
• I went to see this “smooth pink ball sack”… It is pink, for sure, but it is NOT smooth. And the website seems a little busted.

I am just BAFFLED by this one. It’s like… It’s so strange that he can’t be faking it. You know? There’s not one little lick of a taste of sarcasm or humor in his entire profile.

Dude is just WEIRD.