Comments on: What’s that? You DON’T want to hear about the color of his sphincter?

By: Emmy

Emmy — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 00:56:31 +0000

He aaaactually has a video on youtube describing how he drank water with dishsoap and turpentine as an “oil cleanse.”

http://www.youtube.com/user/danielvincentkelley#p/c/D23672446FCAAACB/0/tp7Dh3vWmHk

By: Daniel Vincent Kelley

Daniel Vincent Kelley — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:17:53 +0000

Thanks for writing about me Jami. I need to update Okcupid as I got laid a bunch this year… Just forgot to update it. Are you serious you want to read my autobiography? Funny you should mention as I was working hard on it last year. Me and my xgf, now roommate laughed hysterically reading just about everything on here. I’m definitely not normal, as you’ve so keenly perceived.

Happy World Oil Production Decline, Olduvai Gorge, Nuclear Armed Ice Age, US Federal Monstrosity Planned Whole Planets humanity annihilation,
Daniel Vincent Kelley
Which incidentally translates to a sentence in 3 languages, Hebrew, Latin and Gaelic, meaning “The Judgement of God Prevailing over Strife”, that being my name.

By: Shauna

Shauna — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:01:48 +0000

OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING. I hate people who think shit like that constitutes as art.

By: Jami

Jami — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 02:24:38 +0000

Oohh like this: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs177.snc4/38209_413297523903_652078903_4340327_4506107_n.jpg

Or even better this one: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs011.snc1/2903_72606993903_652078903_1529348_1926056_n.jpg
With the caption: “Daniel Vincent Kelley Well thanks for your opinion Leah. I did this digital artwork for the sake of parasitic worm education. I made a video that shows a fast food employee use the same sink as this lady, who was a homeless lady that used the bathroom in the burger joint and who busted through the super cheap toilette paper and deposited her intestinal worms on the faucet knob. So, this artwork was created by me in the interest of all people, in the hopes to educate as to the massive proliferation of intestinal worms in this society. Is that “right”? I know it was right to attempt the education. What’s wrong with the situation, in my as yet ever humbled opinion, is that for all my educative effort in this regard, the only pay I have received for my brilliant efforts is some jibes and derision. It’s no big deal to me though, I have strong confidence in justice eternal.”

DUDE IS CRAZY.

By: carly

carly — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 02:14:17 +0000

Oh my God, no! It is a Facebook album dedicated entirely to his ‘Digital Art,’ which apparently refers to an infantile mastery of MS Paint.

Thankfully his sphincter did not make an appearance, nor did is *ahem* ball sack, but as a Photography major, I was thoroughly offended comme (heh) amused by his concept of ‘art.’