Post your favorite wrecks from 2009 in the comments.
A few of mine:
From Craigslist Crazies, the bottom of the online dating barrel:
Everything: Ur Doin’ It Wrong
Man in underpants. Does it get any better than that?
Ahh, Date Reports: Evidence that online dating can really suck balls sometimes.
Date Report: The Story of the Drill Penis and the Twat Bomb
The epic tale of the worst dating experience I’ve ever had. Seriously. If you haven’t read this one, tell your secretary to hold all your calls.
From YOUR Inbox: Bless your hearts, guys.
From Your Inbox: Can You Say CRAY-ZAY?
He’s changed, guys. He doesn’t want to DO drugs anymore, he wants to DISPENSE drugs to patients. DUR.
And From MY Box — Er, I mean, my INbox. Heh:
I may be cute…
College drop-out with unfortunate ‘shopped glasses seeks career counseling.
And From OkStupid – I can’t pick just one:
See Mark get made fun of, then see Mark dig the hole EVEN deeper.
The most luxurious pubic hair you will ever see in your life.
Not only the President of the TMI Foundation, but also a client!
She’s a lady — even though she’s topless and kind of disgusting.
Old Vag. ‘Nuff said.
The epic tale of a semi-censoring cock-shower with bad hair. And the video, FTW (even though I neglected to get together with my hair and makeup people).
The reason why the name “Rosie” has been forever ruined for your future daughters.
Old man in wrestling onesie.
I’m sure I missed SOMETHING. So… What are your favorites?
