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    I have two wrecks that were going head to head in my head for the coveted Tuesday night, pre-He Said — She Said spot. An alien versus a redneck.

    Does it get any more cliche than that?! Seriously though, I’m waiting to post the redneck on Thursday. Be patient, you guys. The dude has a gun.

    Up first is a silver fox.

    Oh wait, did I say fox? I mean ALIEN. That’s right, ladies, all the way from Gliese 581c a planet 20 light years away in the constellation Libra, it’s…

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    aeropos

    59 / M / straight / Single

    Athens, Greece

    I am unconventional, e-male Gliesian, and on the look out…

    My Self-Summary

    I come from Gliese 581c a planet 20 light years away in the constellation Libra. I was born there but because of inflation reasons my parents sent me here on Earth, at the end of the Cretaceous period, 65 million years ago…( 65 millions of your time is 20 years for us Gliesien people )
    I was raised by a Triceratops, she spared my life because I was too sweet shy and innocent as a child for her to eat me…
    After the Dinosaurs extinction I strolled around learning the secrets of life… a little here a little there, you know…
    My foster parents, a pair of mastodons, took good care of me, taught me a lot about hunting in the Internet, but later they were frozen to death so I had to emigrate once more.. reached Greece some thousand years ago, had marvelous time being in touch with a great bunch of guys, you know, Aristoteles Sofocles Plato Socrates and the rest of the boys, really interesting conversations..
    For the time being I still live here in Athens if anyone interested…
    All this time had a life full of challenges… challenge the provocative way in every possible aspect… ideas, love, studies, work so on….now rather mature for Earth time, this need gets stronger, only a few more million years and then I’ll drop dead…
    A visual artist , this is my profession and my attitude towards life, enjoying, being creativetly unconventional on each day and single moment…
    Actually till now, as you read above, I’ve tried almost everything, being poor being rich, raising families twice married-divorced, long travels.. but always in love with life and her potentials…and still the urge goes on…

    Unobtainable by Hugo Williams

    Whether it was putting in an extra beat,
    or leaving one out, I couldn’t tell.
    My heart seemed to have forgotten
    everything it ever knew
    about timing and co-ordination
    in its efforts to get through to someone
    on the other side of a wall.
    As I lay in bed, I could hear it
    hammering away inside my pillow,
    being answered now and then
    by a distant guitar-note of bedsprings,
    pausing for a moment, as if listening,
    Then hurrying on as before.

    The big thrill in actions is before you obtain something not after…

    Now some photo thoughts…

    Life camera…
    We come in life holding a camera…when young the only lens we use is the tele… focus on the tree miss the forest…the front and background blurred, entirely out of focus, no concern for what’s happening there…
    We see through the tele lens sharp details, rich colours, exploding surface structure and so on… a small portion of reality..
    At 30 to 40 we use the normal lens… very close to what the actual human eye can see looking around… half the forest is there, less blurriness, we can see clearly everything in our image so close to the real thing…
    Around 60 the only lens we use is the wide angle.. everything in focus, we see double in size the image we used to see before.. the whole forest is there, full of details we can see it clearly but alas too far away for us to enjoy it… takes a very long walk..
    Just a handful can cross it walking , the rest are just enjoying the view of this forest, through the wide angle lens sitting on their house porch…

    What I’m doing with my life

    Movies ,Tv production, painting, video art, fashion, commercial photography, you name it, I am close…

    I’m really good at

    thinking…Simplicity is the fine line between eloquent and plain…

    The first things people usually notice about me

    I am still alive…

    My favorite books, movies, music, and food

    No favorites… all time favorites…

    The six things I could never do without

    Love love love love love and love for Eternity…

    I spend a lot of time thinking about

    You…

    On a typical Friday night I am

    Living as usual…

    The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

    I love you….

    You should message me if

    If you like e-males from Gliese…

    Alright… First of all, I think we’ve got a guest speaker here who has something to say about this dude’s first few paragraphs:

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    You should really go read Regretsy if you haven't yet. But finish with me first, okay? Damn.

    Seriously, dude. I’ve had some nerdy friends in my time, but this takes the cake. I’m all for — if it’s your thing — dressing up like some dude from a video game or some comic book. But you’ve got to keep your space boots on the ground! You’ve got to keep your tin foil hat outta the clouds!

    You are not an alien, dude. You ARE wearing a turtleneck, which is quite questionable… but you’re not an alien.

    You might feel alienated because of this whole alien schtick that you’re doing, but (I feel like Woody from Toy Story) YOU ARE A HUMAN!

    And you’re abusing the photo flare filter, man. Stop it.

    Now, it COULD be that this joker is weaving this tale as a way to stand out from the crowd of regular Joes out there… But I implore you, ladies: does this or does this not make your vagina go clank?

    I think you know how I feel about this subject.

    [clank]

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