Double Cosb & Super Sweet Coolers
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on December 8, 2009 at 1:23 am
Ping pong anyone – 44 (east portland)
Would you like to get to know each other over a few games of ping pong if so get a hold or me maybe we can pick up some pizza and wine coolers or something. My name is Jeff five o three three seven nine six I am up for hanging out tonight if you are.
So, if you put a mustache on him with a post like this, your Pedo-lert would be woop-wooping, right? But double up on the Cosby sweaters and he’s actually got you thinking about some Bartles and Jaymes.
It’s like, if George Costanza never met Jerry Seinfeld. Or … if this guy was just raised by his grandparents.
Forty four years old, folks… Forty four.
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You know he Parties hard. Wine coolers really is he serious?
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Hey you guys, don’t hate. Pairing zig zags with argyle rocks my panties all the way down to my ankles, nuff said.
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C’mon guys, don’t hate. I was just saying yesterday to my friend “You know, no one ever asks you to play ping pong anymore. What happened to all the romance in this country”. Add a pizza and some wine cooler, and well…you know the rest.
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Aww. Poor, sweet thing. He’s trying so hard.
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He looks vaguely like a balding version of the fat guy on the cover of Fast Food Nation.
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Mmm…the Double-Cosby. I’m ready for my physical now, Dr. Huxtable.
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Seriously, this dude must be trying to pick up kids. Pizza? Wine coolers? Ping pong?
Why don’t you just have a seat right over there…
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… at the kids’ table?
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I love how insistent some people are about posting their phone number. Even when Craig tells you it’s clearly a bad idea.
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I actually DO love that, because your disregard of that sensible advice conveys more information about you than anything you’d voluntarily share (well, except Maple Leaf Man).
It’s like the eHarmony section about listing “ONE thing you’re passionate about.” If you write about eight completely unrelated interests, I know you’re bad at following simple instructions. I should not trust you with power tools or expect you to remember the safe word.
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“What if I forget the safe word?”
“I’ll write it down on this card, so if you get scared, just say ‘bananas,’ or wave the card around and I’ll stop.”
“What if I loose the card?”
“Just don’t loose it and don’t forget the safe word!”
We\\\\\\\'re on the fence. And it hurts our no-no zone.
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Do they even make wine coolers anymore? Or am I so used to drinking actual wine that I’ve become oblivious? *shakes head*
And who else would drink them, besides underage kids and Mr. Wavy-sweater-guy there?…*shudder*
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I drink wine coolers, and I’m 25.. lol.. but it’s not the ONLY thing I drink.
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Oooh nice sweater, i mean who dosen’t ocasionally get drunk and search through the back of their closet looking for their inflatable sheep, and coming accross that old sweater Aunt Berue gave us decided to try it on. Then finding that “Lovin’ Flossy the amourous sheep” has an unrepairable hole, we post pictures of ourselves wearing the sweater on dating sites instead.
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