FTWF: He Ain’t Lyin’
FTWF — By Jami on December 4, 2009 at 7:00 am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here: i have a 3 inch penis
Seriously. I just can’t… I mean. Bless.His.Heart. That is the cutest use of a maple leaf I think I’ve ever set my eyes upon. Oh, Canada!
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He’s pretty enough to make up for it. But no bathroom shots, please!
I’d marry him for his health care. God save the queen.
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But my, what a big camera he has!
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LMAO I was thinking the same thing.
Big camera = Little tool?
Overcompensating goes beyond vehicle choice I suppose.
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Maybe it’s really cold in that bathroom. Or maybe he’s been doing steroids forever. In any event though…why on earth would he post that pic?
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Meh. Some boys are really, really small when they’re soft. I dated a guy that looked like he had NO, erm, private part, but when aroused, OH MY! So, nice bod… I’d do him.
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i really doubt that tiny maple leaf is going to grow into a mighty oak, lol.
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Come to think of it, judging by the size of the camera, that picture is AT LEAST 10 years old. Never mind.
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Not necessarily. The picture could be recent, the camera just might be old. Heck, I’ve still got camera equipment lying about that I purchased … uh … [mumble] years ago, myself.
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Well… If he’s a grower and not a shower… Then why show?
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Yeah, I was told their called “Grow and Show’s” a few years back, but I’m with you…why show the “before” pic, if that’s what it is???
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ugh, I fell into the “there” “their” and “they’re” trap!!! I know better!!!
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This reminds me of the guy I was talking to from a dating site and somehow his size came up in conversation, and he replied, “When I’m hard, I’m almost 5 inches.” I died laughing after that. He was serious too.
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Maple bonsai.
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Is that his caption or yours?
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For Fuck The What Fridays, the first caption – the smaller one – I pull directly from their personal ads. The second one – the larger one – is mine.
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I am vastly disappointed that you quoted that entire thing, but failed to make any of it into penis jokes.
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That shot doesn’t leaf anything to the imagination.
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The problem with muscle building is that you cannot grow the one part you probably really want too, and now incomparison it looks smaller. I would recommend he changes his fitness regime to endurance training, shrink those moobs down some. Also do we have any guesses on the name? How about ‘Justin’
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Well, according to HIS caption, he actually is that size. And why not tell/show it? The one time I ran into a dude that was that small (possibly smaller), I ran out. Like, I was thinking to myself, “how is this possibly going to work? Is he in me, I can’t tell… It’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway! (/SNL reference)
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Sadly, I lost my virginity to something like this…and didn’t even know it at the time.
“Okay…”— me,waiting
“Oh yeah”— him
“Um…okay. I’m ready.”—me, thinking it’s obvious we should be DOING something.
“Babe…I’m done.”
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