FTWF: Party In The Back
FTWF — By Jami on December 18, 2009 at 7:00 am
yup its real
You’re not allowed into the Super Secret Dad’s Sunday BBQ Club until you’ve got AT LEAST ten inches of flat jean-ass between your pockets.
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21 Comments
Uh, miss? Both the 1960′s and Locks of Love are calling. They want two feet of your hair.
“You want to go out with me on Friday night? I’m sorry, I can’t. I’m washing my hair on Friday. And Saturday.”
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There’s only one thing I can say about this….
*CLANK*
Yup, you guessed it – this is how my vagina reacted
Super Lurve
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But how many guys try on the jeans in the store and check their ass out in the mirrors before deciding to buy them? Most I know look at the WxL, grab them off the shelf, and get the hell out of the store.
Can’t tell from the back shot only but as long as the hair isn’t a mullet it’s fine with me. I’m just jealous that it’s longer than mine.
But I’ve donated to Locks of Love 3x in the recent past.
We\\\\\\\'re on the fence. And it hurts our no-no zone.
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“yup its real”? Does the Frog Prince think all the ladies are whispering, “Those MUST be extensions”?
Also, remind me to double-check my profile shots to make sure none of them look like I’m urinating in my backyard.
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What ever happened to eye contact? And I’m sorry, but I don’t ever want to be all sweaty and wrapped up in that rats nest. My hairdresser says get a trim every six weeks. He’s doing it wrong.
Super Lurve
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I agree. The ends don’t look terribly healthy. But honestly, I think the split ends and hair breakage are the least of his concerns at this particular moment.
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Women do this same thing – grow their hair long, but never trim it. Looks like a real Christmas tree on New Years waiting on the curb for pick up. The opposite of pretty/sexy.
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I’m pretty sure he’s got the hair pic to cover up the fact that his face looks like this.
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Hey, I think I had a date wreck with that guy (shudders in memory)
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Oh, dear. Bless your heart.
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I’m Jealous of all that hair, oh wait no I”m not
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2nded!
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Wow, I will never understand the things people find attractive about themselves. I just imagine this guy sitting at home thinking.
“No mortal woman can resist the urge to touch my cascading locks! I am so glad I grew this! Various metal bands that I listened to in the 80′s will be so proud!”
Newsflash Hickey Longstocking, girls aren’t clamoring to get on Rock of Love because of Brett Michaels’ long (yet, fake) hair. They do it for the money and the 15 seconds of fame… and maybe some free booze.
Unless you’ve got some other stuff goin’ for you, Crapunzel, ie: free booze. The ladies care more about your face, than your creepily long hair.
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I’d have to say mostly for the free booze.
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Yes, free booze, most definitely.
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Having this picture at all shows that he’s waaaay too into his hair.
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Is this a man or a woman??
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He SAID he was a man. But with hair like that, I would be hard pressed to feel like the lady in the relationship.
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Yeah. That’s all the length he’s got.
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Wow if he ever got caught short in the woods, he could use it to wipe his a$$. Or shave around his Johnson then pull his head hair thru for an amusing effect. I wonder if he ever puts it in curlers at night? There must be a lot of care involved here, must have to condition reguarly, maybe a hot oil treatment every now and then, would any girlfriend need to have shorter hair to eliminate the possibility of competition, or should she have similar length hair so they could condition together?
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2nded on the pic looking like he’s pissing on the fence. I didn’t even factor in the hair until reading the comments!
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