Hello, DW community. Â PC here. Â I’m attempting to pull off an epic post, something that will turn this blog on its ear. Â Does a blog have an ear? Â I have no idea, but forget that. Â I’m trying to bring together the four corners of Blogworld, hoping to draw a little more attention to the douchiest of douches, the guy we have been calling Dwarf.
Our boy Dwarf originally cyberstalked Jami, which, as we know, is just not okay. Â I was on hiatus at this time, so Jami called upon you, the DW community, in search of a way to douche this douche. Â This post was called He Said – She Said – You Said, and it introduced you to Miki. Â Now, please understand, Jami and Miki did such a good job with this guy, I just had to find a way to contribute, so I enlisted the services of a good friend of mine, a girl I call Kato.
Kato, in the spirit of the dude who periodically attacks Inspector Clouseau, periodically attacks me. Â She is quite probably the first person I met online, in the online dating world, and we immediately decided not to date, shortly after she informed me that she didn’t want to date me. Â We became fast friends, mostly because despite the fact that she didn’t want to date me, she refused to stop calling me. Â So when you employ the services of a character assassin, and have said assassin assassinate a douchey dwarf’s character, well, in the words of our X-Box Generation, that’s what you call a win, an epic win, an epic win wrapped in victory encased in a womb of not losing, carried in a backpack made of things that don’t suck.
I’m hoping that we can all get together to write this shit up real soon, but in the meantime, meet Kato, here’s the conversation we had tonight.
Kato: Â sooo
PC: Â I am compiling brilliance.
Kato: Â oh really?
PC: Â It is, what we call, a teaser, in the world of entertainment.
Kato: Â teaser?
PC: Â In other words, I’m putting off the world for a week or two.
Kato: Â You guys suck.
PC: Â I’m also trying to write a proper biography for Kato, care to contribute?
Kato: Â ummmmmm I’m no good at that shit
PC: Right, but we suck.
Kato: Â I may not be a writer byut I am prompt
PC: Â Byut I can spells.
Kato: Â fuck you
PC: Â So far, you are absolutely living up to the biography I have compiled.
She followed that up with a lengthy attack directed at my character, which is kinda par for the fucking course, so welcome to my life.
Put all this aside for a moment, if you will. Â Now remember, Kato has been in close contact with Dwarf Boy, and has procured the most amazing material for the DW community. Â I mean, this chick pretty much took a virtual load to the face for you, the reader.
So stay tuned for this shit. Â It’s disturbing, in the most wonderfully awful way.
The Personals Critic
PS – This is Jami, now. You should be able to tell because the way I type is far more ladylike than PC. Anyway, I am up to my neck in the busiest week of work for the entire year. I’m trying to keep the posts coming daily, but HSSS is QUITE an endeavor. And I’m just wiped this week. Pinky swear and cross my heart that we will get back to our regularly scheduled, um… schedule very soon. Also, the shirts are here and they look hot. I’m going to get pictures up ASAP but you should SO totally buy one! DO IT. If you bust your balls and buy them now (and live on the east coast or midwest) they might even get to you in time for Christmas. I don’t think the shirts would get from Atlanta to the west coast before Christmas, but you guys should buy some, too.
