You know, people sometimes give me a hard time for being nothing but a ball-buster. I’m always poking fun at the socially inept and glaringly inappropriate… It’s in my nature to be critical, so this sort of thing comes really naturally to me…
But what you don’t get to see is that I’m really doing GREAT things in my community. I volunteer at my son’s school… I recycle… Um, hmmm. I almost always throw my cigarette butts out in the garbage. I turn the lights off when I leave my house…
And today… It warms my heart to share this story of lost loves reconnecting through Date Wrecks…
Or… I guess, maybe it’s just more of the same to drive home how much of a Wreck MarkX2 was… You be the judge.
It’s rare when an ACTUAL wreck will spot himself on Date Wrecks, but when it happens, you can be assured for your fair share of name-calling, threatening, and whatever other desperate behavior the wreck in question tosses my way. It’s even more rare when the wreck in question finds his post and celebrates.
Of course, we can all see through this transparent defense mechanism… We all know that Mark really isn’t that thrilled about his behavior being put under the spotlight
But whatever, we’ll play into it. This is our gift to you, Mark.
Mark posted:
Mark says:
Actually, I am 6′2. =)
With a near immediate comment from his (invisible) girlfriend!
AZNbabes_R_hotter says:
I dated Mark for 4 weeks. Is it for 4 weeks? Umm..it was from 10/31/09 thru 11/4/09. I don’t know what happen. I mean I’m like the typical hot asian girl on import night (Don’t forget to check me out on Hot Import Nights). I know for damn sure that I am not a fat cow because I don’t sit there and eat triple cheese whoppers and think of ways to get back at Mark. However, I am just curious: What happen? I mean our times together were always so hot and steamy especially in the Sauna at LA fitness. Remember, that time when we sneaked out to the Marietta baseball field? Wow. I hope you read this, sexy. Please call me. I don’t want to end up looking like those fat cows grazing on Ben & Jerry’s because they can’t get over you. But then again, who can blame them. You are the hottest white guy I have ever dated. XOXO Choi (your bok choy)
Now… We’re not new to the internet here, folks… You guys have proven time and time again that your sleuthing skills are top-notch…
This is what I saw in the admin panel (click it to make it large):
Awww. Lookit. It just makes me want to tousle his hair! Bless your heart, Mark!
Mark followed things up with a comment that said:
Mark says:
I can honestly say that I didn’t put anyone up to that. I showed some girls at work this post and somebody is probably just having fun. =)
Aw… I just want to give you a hug, Mark… And then kick you in the ass. Dude, seriously… You have to WANT to not be a wreck.
And then it came, the fire! The anger! The name calling! Oh, be still my heart!
Mark says:
Why would I lie? I have nothing to hide. The fact is the girl that posted this is a fat ugly bitch who would rather cry online about her “bad date” then put energy into finding someone new. This site is nothing more than a giant crybaby lovefest for girls who want to tell one sided stories to try to make people feel sorry for them.
No, YOU’RE A BIG FAT MEANIE HEAD! *pouts* C’mon all your crybaby girls… Let’s go sadly masturbate ourselves until we’re happy again.
If we’re going to talk about crying about a bad date, let’s discuss Mark’s relationship with MonicaLightYear. Claire tipped me off to this really sick obsession that Mark seems to have with the fair Monica.
Sooooooo there was this girl he dated ONCE and apparently she stalked him after he rejected her. He was obsessed over it. That’s all he would talk about with me. I saw her poking around on my sites so I called her out, believing Mark. We had it out but now we’re friends.
The disturbing part? Mark’s obsession with her. If you look on his Twitter page he talks about her all the time. So much that he’s made his own # section for her.
Wah
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And again, I say… Bless.His.Heart!
