All I wanted to say was deep down Mark’s not a crazy douche rapist serial-killer fuckass. Sure he puts on this ridiculously stupid persona of misdirected machismo and says some REALLY stupid things in the process of doing so – but he does have( or has had in the past?) some nice almost dare I say it, gentlemanly moments. He was actually quite chivalrous to me on many an occasion truth be told.

Underneath the awkward 15 year old pre-pubescent boy locked in the body of this man there really is a sweet guy. For some reason he’s just trapped inside the douchebag sarcophagus and can’t get out until every single defense is down.

I know it’s months later and I still have no idea how I came across this, but I honestly felt bad after reading the comments. He’s as awkward as anything could be. I mean, seriously I can’t even think of a fun silly metaphor to describe it, he’s that awkward. But as much of an asshole that he is, and portrays himself to be on the internet (as cliche) as this is, he’s not that bad of a guy. He just needs to realize that and shut the fuck up when his stupid dickbrain tries to tell him to say something funny and actually act like a man.

Also, seriously Mark,if you see this: stop replying. Go find someone nice, don’t open your mouth except for 3 word affirmative sentences regarding food, directions and yes or no questions.

that’s all.
Cheers.

Or.. you’re just an immature douche that the even the entire JS cast would beat the shit out of.

I too love Empire Records. And having said that, I am now totally in love with you and will print your words to masturbate to nightly.

I vote for Mark and his future Mrs. NOT to have kids.

That kind of “stupendously dumb” douchecannon-ness does not need to have offspring.