Sorry kids, it’s just Jami. Not Rakim.
I had intended to take a couple of days off this past week for the holiday and then I went and caught strep throat. I can only figure that I caught it while shopping for last minute gifts on Wednesday and, for this, I blame Baby Jesus.
The upside, I got a picture of my throat at the doctor’s office. She was like, “WOAH. Your throat is a mess.”
Indeed. Check it out:
Now, before you get your panties in a twist, look! Really look!
The back of my throat totally looks like a vagina.
I’m putting THAT on my personal ad. Hey, yo! There’s the dating tie-in. I bet you thought I wasn’t going to be able to pull it off, right?
So, I’m not better yet, but I’m on day two of antibiotics and am feeling better though I still sound like shit and my throat still vaguely looks like a vagina. But tomorrow morning, bright and early, look for a new Date Wreck. Pinky swear.
And if I can light a fire under PC’s ass, we’ll get HSSS back on it’s feet, too. I know there’s something he and Miki have been cooking up, a revisit to the Troll dude.
Also, for those of you local to Atlanta, I’m putting together a Date Wrecks Anti-Valentine’s Dance Party or something in February. If you’ve got any sort of hook ups or ideas for venues or entertainment or whatever, gimme a shout. And keep your eyes and ears on my twitter page for more details as this develops.
PS: Sorry for showing you my throat. I was really kind of amazed that it looked like a vagina! And c’mon… Don’t be so sensitive. You’ve seen a LOT worse on here right? Heh.
